We hope some horrible, horrible things happen to MTV.

Ok, so Harry Potter lost to New Moon for Best Movie at the MTV Movie Awards.
So, we plotted some bad things for MTV. Read on.



[19:15:47 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE MTV GOES TO
MARS BUT GETS LOST AND DIES IN SPACE
[19:15:50 06/06/10] Draco : I hate ron
[19:15:59 06/06/10] Harry Potter : OME COMMENT ON MY
STATUS
[19:16:02 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV GETS IN A
CAR ACCIDENT AND IT'S THEIR FAULT AND THEY HAVE TO PAY A LOT
[19:16:04 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : I HOPE THAT MTV
NEVER GETS THEIR ROCKETSHIP TO PIGFARTS.
[19:16:05 06/06/10] Voldemort : MTV YOU DESERVE TO BE PEDO'D
[19:16:08 06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange : I hope MTV forgets
to wear their spacesuit
[19:16:14
06/06/10] Harry Potter : OMG I KNOW!!
The-Series-That-Must-Not-Be-Named movies always win its so stupid!!
[19:16:19 06/06/10] Harry Potter : Comment ^
[19:16:22 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : I HOPE MTV GETS RAPED
BY A MOOSE
[19:16:28 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : HOPE MTV GETS CAUGHT
CHEATING
[19:16:30 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Rem: ... LAWL.
[19:16:33 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE THAT MTV GETS
RUN OVER BY A MOOSE
[19:16:36
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
HERPES.
[19:16:42 06/06/10] Draco : RON LIIIVEEEEEEES
[19:16:43 06/06/10] Harry Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
KICKED IN THE FACE BY CHUCK NORRIS
[19:16:44 06/06/10] James Potter : Voldy: HAHA WIN
[19:16:46 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
AIDS.
[19:16:47 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: I started
cracking up after I wrote that.
[19:16:55 06/06/10] Draco : DUDE I HOPE EVERYONE
WHO FUCKING VOTED FOR THAT SHIT GETS HERES
[19:16:58 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Rem: I cracked up
reading it
[19:17:03 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : I HOPE MTV GETS
CRUCIO'D
[19:17:05 06/06/10] Draco : HERPES**
[19:17:06 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV
ACCIDENTALLY OFFENDS A BLACK GUY
[19:17:10 06/06/10] * Remus Lupin Crucio's MTV
[19:17:12 06/06/10] * Lily Evans-Potter DOES
NOT want heres
[19:17:16
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Lily:
[19:17:20 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
AVADA KEDAVRAED
[19:17:23
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV GETS
AVADA KADAVRA'D
[19:17:27
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : JIN JAMES
[19:17:30 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : JINX*
[19:17:30 06/06/10] James Potter : WHA
[19:17:31 06/06/10] James Potter : T
[19:17:32 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : I HOPE THAT MTV
GETS A BONER WHEN PRESENTING TO THE CLASS AND THEN THAT MTV'S VOICE
CRACKS.
[19:17:34 06/06/10] James Potter : HECK NO
[19:17:35 06/06/10] James Potter : NO NO NO
[19:17:40 06/06/10] * James Potter squirms
[19:17:41 06/06/10] Draco : MTV DESERVES TO DIDE
[19:17:43 06/06/10] James Potter : Lily: HAHA win
[19:17:46 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : HAHAHAH LILY
[19:17:47 06/06/10] Draco : DIE
[19:17:48 06/06/10] Draco : FUCK
[19:17:53 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV GETS IT'S
PERIOD DURING SCHOOL
[19:17:54
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: ^_^ It
seems like the awkwardest thing
[19:17:57 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: I know someone
that's happened to before. *coughs* *points*
[19:18:03 06/06/10] James Potter : Lily: It... is...
[19:18:05 06/06/10] James Potter : SHUT UP REMUS
[19:18:11 06/06/10] James Potter : THat was once
[19:18:11 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Rem: to James?
hhahaha I know...
[19:18:11
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV RUNS OUT
OF MILK WHEN THEY WANT CEREAL
[19:18:12 06/06/10] Harry Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS RUN
OVER BY THE GIANT BOULDER FROM INDIANA JONES
[19:18:14 06/06/10] James Potter : In fourth year
[19:18:17 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : James:
[19:18:17 06/06/10] *
Lily Evans-Potter smirks
[19:18:19 06/06/10] James Potter : I WAS 14!
[19:18:22 06/06/10] Draco : I HOPE MTV GETS
RAPED BY HAGRID
[19:18:23
06/06/10] James Potter : JEEEEEEZUS.
[19:18:32 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin :
[19:18:35 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV MARRIES
TIGER WOODS
[19:18:40 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
ATTACKED BY PEDOBEAR
[19:18:40
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: No one
knew, anyway. School robes are bulky.
[19:18:40 06/06/10] * Remus Lupin cracks up
[19:18:43 06/06/10] James Potter : OR SNAPIST RAPIST
[19:18:46 06/06/10] * Lily Evans-Potter
giggles.
[19:18:47 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: Don't I know...
[19:18:47 06/06/10] James Potter : Lily: .............
[19:19:02 06/06/10] Harry Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
CHRIS BROWN'D
[19:19:02 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : I HOPE MTV GETS MAULED
BY A TIGER
[19:19:03 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV GETS A
NICKELBACK CD FOR ITS BRITHDAY
[19:19:12 06/06/10] Voldemort : My mom hopes MTV
orders a triple shot venti latte and gets a decaf!!!!
[19:19:17 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
KANYE'D... wait. NO.
[19:19:18
06/06/10] Draco : I HOPE MTV CHOKES ON
A MUFFIN
[19:19:23 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : I HOPE MTV GETS HATE
MAIL IN BULK
[19:19:25 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : HAHAHAH VOLDY
[19:19:33 06/06/10] James Potter : Draco: Lawl. That
reminds me of the SNL skit about muffins
[19:19:34 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Draco:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:19:37
06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange : You guys, Harry
Potter won so i don't know why you want MTV to die
[19:19:43 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : I HOPE MTV GETS
SPARTA-KICKED
[19:19:44 06/06/10] Harry Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
SPARTA-KICKED.
[19:19:48 06/06/10] Draco : the muffinmafia will
kill you, MTV
[19:19:50 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : JINX
[19:19:50 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Bella: ... NEW
MOON WON.
[19:19:53 06/06/10] Harry Potter : OMG LOL
[19:19:53 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : Bella... HP didnt
win...
[19:19:55 06/06/10] *
Lily Evans-Potter hugs James
[19:19:55 06/06/10] Voldemort : HOLY SHIT
[19:19:56 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : im sorry
[19:19:56 06/06/10] Harry Potter : JINX
[19:20:02 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James, it's okay.
It happens to everyone once.
[19:20:02 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Harry: That's an epic
jinx.
[19:20:11 06/06/10] *
James Potter sighs and hugs Lily
[19:20:13 06/06/10] Harry Potter : The most epic of
jinxes ever.
[19:20:16 06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange : @Lily: No... I'm
pretty sure Harry Potter won *nudge nudge*
[19:20:20 06/06/10] James Potter : Lily: Yeah well....
[19:20:20 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV GETS
COVERED IN PIG GUTS AT PROM
[19:20:30 06/06/10] Draco : I HOPE MTV GETS
SPARTA-LICKED
[19:20:34 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Don't nudge me
>.<
[19:20:38 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE MTV GETS
STALKED BY CREEPY GUYS IN MASKS
[19:20:45 06/06/10] James Potter : Draco:
[19:20:46 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV GETS
RAPED AND NO ONE BELIEVES THEM
[19:20:50 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: I didn't
know till Remus told me in seventh year.
[19:20:56 06/06/10] Draco : I HOPE MTV GETS DATE
RAPED
[19:20:57 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV STARTS A
CHATROOM AND NO ONE JOINS
[19:21:01 06/06/10] James Potter : Lily: Remus... WHAT?
[19:21:02 06/06/10] James Potter : REMUS.
[19:21:08 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : I HOPE THE GHOST
BUSTERS BUST MTV.
[19:21:09
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : There a FB page called
"F*ck this, I'm Walking!"... I read it as "F*ck This, I'm Wanking."
[19:21:10 06/06/10] Draco : GIVE MTV RUFIES,
HAGRID. DO IT.
[19:21:16 06/06/10] Draco : LAWL REM
[19:21:16 06/06/10] James Potter : Remus.....
[19:21:22 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV WANKS IN
PUBLIC
[19:21:24 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : What?
[19:21:30 06/06/10] Draco : AHHAHAHAHA
[19:21:30 06/06/10] * Remus Lupin growls at
Daph
[19:21:33 06/06/10] James Potter : Nothing
[19:21:36 06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange : lawlz
[19:21:47 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : I HOPE ALAN GIVES
MTV ROOFIES THINKING IT'S ECSTACY AND THEN MTV SPENDS TWO DAYS LOOKING
FOR DOUG.
[19:21:48 06/06/10] Draco : I HOPE MTV LICKS ITS
HND AFTER WANKING IN PUBLIC
[19:21:52 06/06/10] Draco : *HAND
[19:21:57 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Lily: LAWL
[19:21:58 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV IS
MASTURBATING AND THEIR MOM WALKS IN
[19:22:04 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : HAHAHA DRACO
[19:22:06 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: It was
after we had started dating, when we told me, anyway.
[19:22:07 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : Draco: SHADDUP!!!!
[19:22:07 06/06/10] Harry Potter : YES, MOM.
[19:22:09 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE MTV
EXPERIENCES "JERSEY SHORE"
[19:22:09 06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange : I HOPE MTV CAN'T
SHAT
[19:22:12 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Daph: LAWL.
Aaaawwwwwwwkward
[19:22:13
06/06/10] James Potter : Bella: YES
[19:22:23 06/06/10] Draco : I. CAN. SHAT.
[19:22:24 06/06/10] James Potter : Lily: ahhhhhhhh
okay....... but still.
[19:22:26
06/06/10] Harry Potter : I HOPE MTV FORGETS
TO BUY A SQUIRREL AND FLIES OFF A CLIFF
[19:22:31 06/06/10] James Potter : Draco can't shat
[19:22:32 06/06/10] * Remus Lupin is NEVER.
DRINKING. AGAIn.
[19:22:35
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV TRIES OUT
FOR THE LEADING ROLE IN A SCHOOL PLAY BUT ONLY GETS AN EXTRA PART
[19:22:36 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : *AGAIN.
[19:22:37 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: I read that
as "I hope MTV experiences my 'JErsey Shore'" and I was like
[19:22:40 06/06/10] Voldemort : I HOPE MTV SEES
THEIR GRANDMA NAKED
[19:22:42
06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange : Harry: OHEMGEE I
love that movie!
[19:22:48
06/06/10] James Potter : Lily:
[19:22:52 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Harry: RAT RACE :<3:
[19:22:54 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : I HOPE MTV'S HAMSTER
DIES
[19:22:57 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : NEVER AGAIN
[19:22:57 06/06/10] Draco : I HOPE MTV GETS ITS
GENETALIA CUT OFF
[19:22:58
06/06/10] Harry Potter : IKE?
[19:23:01 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : NEVER
[19:23:02 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : EVER
[19:23:03 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : Daph: ...my
hamster died...
[19:23:03
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : EVER
[19:23:04 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : EVER
[19:23:05 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : EVER
[19:23:07 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin : EVER
[19:23:11 06/06/10] James Potter : I HOPE MTV'S VOICE
CRACKS WHEN SINGING LOUDLY IN A MUSICAL
[19:23:17 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter : James: GUESS WHAT.
*grin*
[19:23:20 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass : Lily: OH i'm sorry
[19:23:24 06/06/10] James Potter : What Lils?

[19:23:26 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV DOESN'T GET
THE GIRL
[19:23:29
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
SOMEHOW CAUGHT IN A
SITUATION WHERE THEIR HEAD IS CHOPPED OFF BY A
GUILLOTINE AND EATEN
BY RAVENOUS SQUIRRELS.
[19:23:40 06/06/10] James Potter
: Harry: What's with
the squirrels?
[19:23:41
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: James: I'll PM
you. Rem was really
drunk....
[19:23:44 06/06/10] Draco
: I HPE MTV GETS
COCKBLOCKED
[19:23:57
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GET
KIDNAPPED AND SOLD INTO
PROSTITUTION.
[19:24:01 06/06/10] @
Remus Lupin
: Lily:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:24:02
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I HOPE MTV CAN'T
GET A BONER WHEN IT'S
HAVING SEX WITH ITS GIRLFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME
[19:24:07
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I STILL REALLY WANT
MTV TO DROP ITS TOAST
BUTTER SIDE DOWN
[19:24:08 06/06/10] James Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS RUN
OVER BY A TRAIN
[19:24:10
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: @Dad Well, the first
one was a movie
reference and the second is just random.
[19:24:14 06/06/10] James Potter
: Lily: Lawl
[19:24:18 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: Lily: What if MTV is
gay?
[19:24:22
06/06/10] James Potter
: Harry: Ah. Gotcha.
[19:24:23
06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange
: Lily: Why would
MTV have a girlfrand?
[19:24:32
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: @Rem What if MTV is
bisexual?
[19:24:32
06/06/10] James Potter
: MTV is probably
homosexual
[19:24:39
06/06/10] Voldemort
: LOL, LILY LOL
[19:24:41 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: Harry: LAWL
[19:24:43 06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV NEVER
EXPERIENCES
[19:24:50 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: James: Is that a diss
against gays?
[19:24:55
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV RUNS OUT
OF TOILET PAPER WHILE
SHITTING
[19:25:07 06/06/10] James Potter
: Remus: Heck no.
[19:25:08 06/06/10] Voldemort
: YES DAPH
[19:25:20 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV DOESN'T GET
WANRED ABOUT BLUE
WAFFLE BEFORE LOOKING IT UP
[19:25:23 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV IS
ATTACKED BY A ZOMBIE WHILE IN
A BATHROOM STALL
[19:25:25 06/06/10] @
Remus Lupin
: James: Good.
[19:25:27 06/06/10] Bellatrix Lestrange
: i have to go
[19:25:29
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: HAHA REM
[19:25:31 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: James: PM
[19:25:41 06/06/10] Voldemort
: Bye trixie!
[19:25:43 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV GETS
THEIR PERIOD AT PROM
[19:25:44
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV GETS
RAPED BY A TIGER
[19:25:48
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: Lily: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:25:53
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I HOPE MTV CAN'T
GET A BONER DURING SEX.
*there, for gays and straights and the bi*
[19:25:54 06/06/10]
Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV RUNS OUT
OF TAMPONS WHEN THEYRE
NEEDED MOST
[19:26:09 06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV GETS
BARFED UPON
[19:26:16
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
ALCOHOL POISONING
[19:26:18
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV FALLS OVER
HURDLES IN PE
[19:26:20
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
SERENADED BY JBIEBZ
ENDLESSLY
[19:26:32 06/06/10] @
Lily Evans-Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
FELT UP BY MILEY CYRUS
[19:26:32
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV ORDERS
COKE BUT GETS PEPSI
[19:26:38
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV
ACCIDENTALLY RUNS OVER OPRAH
[19:26:39
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV IS HIT IN
THE FACE BY A
REVOLVING DOOR
[19:26:40 06/06/10] Voldemort
: LOL HARRY
[19:26:42 06/06/10] James Potter
: I HOPE MTV ENDS UP
LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN
[19:26:48
06/06/10] James Potter
: DRUNK AND ALONE
[19:26:53 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: REM: DRAKE AND JOSH?
[19:27:11
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GOES TO
PRINCETON PLAINSBOROUGH
BUT DIES BECAUSE IT DIDNT GET HOUSE
[19:27:16 06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV HAS AN
ILLEGITIMATE CHILD
[19:27:36
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV TRIPS AND
FALLS ON THEIR FACE IN
FRONT OF THEIR CRUSH WHILE TRYING TO LOOK CUTE
(LIKE WHAT HAPPENED
TO ME ONCE UPON A TIME)
[19:28:02 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
BURNED BY THE BURN BOOK
[19:28:10
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: AHAHA THE BURN BOOK
[19:28:15
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV GETS HIT
BY A BUS
[19:28:16
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GETS
STALKED BY A DIARY
[19:28:33
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV IS
TOUCHED INAPPROPRIATELY BY
MILEY CYRUS AND She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing BIEBER AT THE SAME
TIME
[19:28:34
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
EATEN BY A BASILISK
[19:28:46
06/06/10] James Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
EATEN BY ARAGOG
[19:28:52
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV SPENDS A
LOT OF TIME ON A
PROJECT BUT GETS A D
[19:29:00 06/06/10] @
Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV'S PARENTS
DIE
[19:29:06
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY
REGINA GEORGE.
[19:29:10

06/06/10] Voldemort
: I HOPE MTV GETS
LUPUS
[19:29:12
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV LOSES THE
GAME
[19:29:17
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS MS
[19:29:23
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GETS
UMBRIDGE AS A MOTHER
[19:29:31
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV GOES TO
THEIR FAVORITE
RESTERAUNT ON THEIR BIRTHDAY AND ORDERS THEIR FAVORITE
DISH, BUT
THEYRE OUT OF THE DISH
[19:30:19 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV SPENDS
100 DOLLARS ON A COMPUTER
GAME BUT IT'S GLITCHED. (YOU CANT RETURN
COMPUTER GAMES)
[19:30:20
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV NEVER
GETS SENT TO HOGWARTS BY A
BIG HAIRY BEAST-MAN.
[19:30:21 06/06/10] James Potter
: YOU KILLED ME AND
NOW HARRY HAS NO PARENTS
VOLDY
[19:30:37 06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV IS THROWN
OUT OF A WINDOW
[19:30:52
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV IS A
BARELY MENTIONED HARRY
POTTER CHARACTER THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT..
OHWAIT...
[19:30:55
06/06/10] James Potter
: I HOPE MTV IS
DEFENESTRATED
[19:31:10
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS
PWNED BY MACAULAY CULKIN
AFTER BREAKING INTO HIS HOUSE
[19:31:10 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GETS BITTEN
BY A WEREWOLF! IN
FACT....
[19:31:13 06/06/10] * Remus Lupin bites MTV
[19:31:38
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV GETS A
SHOW CALLED iMTV AND
EVERYONE MENTIONS IT WHEN THEY INTRODUCE THEMSELF
(LIKE WHAT
HAPPENED TO CARLY)
[19:31:47 06/06/10] @
Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GETS THE
DEMEMNTOR'S KISS
[19:31:51
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV'S
PROSTITUTE BITES ONTO HIS
TONGUE AND DOESNT LET GO AND THEN TV SMACKS
HER AND GETS ARRESTED
FOR IT
[19:31:58 06/06/10] Draco
: *MTV
[19:32:16 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV IS RAPED
BY THE GHOST OF MJ
[19:32:21
06/06/10] Draco
: ...that was what
happened to Vince the
Shamwow guy, just BTW
[19:32:21 06/06/10] Voldemort
: I HOPE MTV GETS
EATEN BY JAWS
[19:32:30
06/06/10] James Potter
: I HOPE MTV IS
DANGLED OUT OF A WINDOW
[19:32:32
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV LOSES A
TEXTBOOK AND CANT
GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL
[19:32:34 06/06/10] James Potter
: AND DROPPED
[19:32:36 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GETS
ATTACKED BY THE MUMMY
[19:33:06
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV'S BEST
FRIEND DATES THEIR CRUSH
[19:33:16
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I hope MTV is
killed and taken away from
its child. And its child has this awful life
and MTV can't do
anything except sit and watch in horror.
[19:33:22 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV HAS THEIR
CRAYONS STOLEN
[19:33:24
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV'S BEST
FRIEND SLEEPS WITH THEIR
MOM
[19:33:36 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV GETS AIDS
[19:33:41
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV BECOMES A
CRAPPY TV STATION.
OHWAIT ITIS ALREADY.
[19:33:43 06/06/10] @
Lily Evans-Potter
: I hope MTV sleeps
with its mom
[19:33:45
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV'S
PLAYDOUGH DRIES OUT
[19:33:51
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: Harry: Already
been said
[19:33:58
06/06/10] James Potter
: I HOPE MTV..... DIES
[19:34:02
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV WAKES UP
NAKED IN ANTARTICA
[19:34:02
06/06/10] Draco
: I hope MTV dates
it's cousin
[19:34:06
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: @Mum Double the
chance, then, isn't there?
[19:34:24
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: Draco: CEDDY LOVES
FAMILY IME
[19:34:24
06/06/10] Voldemort
: I HOPE MTV GETS
VICIOUSLY MAULED BY
VELOCIRAPTORS
[19:34:25 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV KISSES
ITS SISTER LIKE LUKE AND
LEIA
[19:34:25 06/06/10] @
Lily Evans-Potter
: Harry: ...True
[19:34:34 06/06/10] James Potter
: I HOPE MTV WAKES UP
NAKED IN SOMEONE'S ROOM
AND DOESN'T REMEMBER HOW THEY GOT THERE
[19:34:38 06/06/10] Draco
: REMUS DAMN STRAIGHT
HE DOES
[19:34:39
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I hope MTV gets
mauled by a vicious, naked
Chinese man
[19:34:40 06/06/10] James Potter
: Harry: AH INCEST NO.
[19:34:57
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV MARRIES A
WHORE
[19:35:04
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: Voldie: PIGFARTS
IS TOO GOOD FOR IT
[19:35:05
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV HAS A
GAME SERIES SINCE 1986 AND
STILL DOESNT HOOK UP WITH THE HOT CHICK IN IT
(LIKE LINK)
[19:35:11
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: @Draco HOW DARE YOU?
SHE'S A NICE LADY!
[19:35:19
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GETS
PUNCHED BY MIKE TYSON
[19:35:31
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV GETS A
TIGER STUCK IN ITS
BATHROOM
[19:35:31 06/06/10] Draco
: Harry: WIN
[19:35:32 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE MTV LOSES ITS
TIGER
[19:35:44
06/06/10] *
Harry Potter fist bumps Draco
[19:35:58 06/06/10] *

Draco fist bumps Harry
[19:36:02 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV GETS
DRUNK AND LOSES THEIR BEST
FRIEND
[19:36:15

06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: IN VEGAS
[19:36:16 06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV GETS
ACCIDENTALY KILLED BY
MACGYVER
[19:36:19 06/06/10] Harry Potter
: I HOPE SOMEONE IS
SAVING THIS CONVO
[19:36:45
06/06/10] Harry Potter
: SOMEONE SAVE THE
CONVO
[19:36:52
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV IS FORCED
TO SUCK IT'S FATHERS
DICK
[19:36:53 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE NO ONE CLEARS
THE CHAT SO I CAN SAVE
IT
[19:37:43 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV WAKES UP
AND IT GOT ITS PERIOD
[19:37:49
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: THE DAY OF PROM
[19:37:50 06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I hope MTV is
forced into a love affair
with a gringotts goblin
[19:37:58 06/06/10] Draco
: MTV deserves all the
pain in the world.
[19:38:06
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: I HOPE MTV GETS RAPED
BY A GIANT
[19:38:11
06/06/10] @ Lily Evans-Potter
: I hope MTV has sex
on prom and then gets
pregnant and has to drop out of college
[19:38:15 06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: ^THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL
[19:38:27
06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV HAS A
SMALL tralala
[19:38:34
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV GETS
RAPED BY ALEC BALDWIN
[19:38:34
06/06/10] @ Remus Lupin
: Daph: IT DOES
[19:39:18 06/06/10] Daphne Greengrass
: I HOPE MTV IS THE
UGLY SIBLING
[19:39:35
06/06/10] Draco
: I HOPE MTV GETS
GANGBANGED BY THE JONAS
BROTHERS
[19:39:53 06/06/10] @
Lily Evans-Potter
: Draco: I HOPE MTV
GETS GANGBANGED BY CHO
CHANG.

I love how the Boner conversation is in this

If this were facebook, I'd like this post times one million.

I love the boner conversation...

AHAHAHAHA. I am cracking up right now.
I was gonna come on during show but I decided not to! Dammit.:/

"I hope MTV gets gangbanged by CHO CHANG"

LOLOLOL