Scratch That

Parody of Smack That


Draco
Daphne
Harry
Lily
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I see the one, because it be that bugbite! Hey!
I feel it biting; I can see it in the shadows
It wants my flesh and then blood in my veins- oh!
I really need some Off so I don’t get sick, yo.
But it bit my foot, you gotta look back and watch me

Scratch that, all on the floor
Scratch that, gimme some more
Scratch that, ‘till you get sore
Scratch that, oh-oh.

Upfront flyin’ ready to attack now
Sittin’ in the backyard, Doritos to snack on
Mosquitos got the whole thing packed now
They buzzin’ around now and lookin’ for blood now
I feel it on my thight now (ooh)
I see it bite and there’s pain now
I’m gonna smack it, so I put the chips down
Pain’s no problem, but now I’ve got an itch now

I feel it biting; I can see it in the shadows
It wants my flesh and then blood in my veins- oh!
I really need some Off so I don’t get sick, yo.
But it bit my foot, you gotta look back and watch me

Scratch that, all on the floor
Scratch that, gimme some more
Scratch that, ‘till you get sore
Scratch that, oh-oh.

Scratch that, all on the floor
Scratch that, gimme some more
Scratch that, ‘till you get sore
Scratch that, oh-oh.

[Draco]

Ooh… looks like another mosquito
They better hang low, now I got a swatter
Kill a little one now
They gonna flood for this Malfoy blood
They want my bod
Little wings, sharp teeth bitin’ me hard
The way they swoop around looking for blood
Trying to get their fill through flesh holes
Try to drink, didn’t think I saw
Creeps up on me and they’re like “Buzz!”
I’m like “No way, let’s cut to the chase,
Imma kill you, now no time to waste.”
I drop my Doritos bag, it’s just getting’ in the way
But it’s so tasty, I don’t need to say
Plus I got some Gatorade if I’m thirs-tay
In fact, it’s what’s attracting these damn ‘squitos
“SCRATCH IT!”

I feel it biting; I can see it in the shadows
It wants my flesh and then blood in my veins- oh!
I really need some Off so I don’t get sick, yo.
But it bit my foot, you gotta look back and watch me

Scratch that, all on the floor
Scratch that, gimme some more
Scratch that, ‘till you get sore
Scratch that, oh-oh.

Draco is scratchin’, foot is swelling, woah
And all them bugs keep him growlin’
They don’t stop bitin’, teeth sharp and growin’
Soon, he’ll be eaten alive by all them
Swelling from their poison
Done with stickin’ their nose in
His flesh, ‘cuz they find him so yummy

I feel it biting; I can see it in the shadows
It wants my flesh and then blood in my veins- oh!
I really need some Off so I don’t get sick, yo.
But it bit my foot, you gotta look back and watch me

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