Harry stole Draco's willy

"I took this willy from Draco Malfoy by force," said Harry. "Can I use it safely?"
"I think so. Subtle laws govern willy ownership, but the conqeured willy will usually bend its will to its new master."
"So should I use this one?" said Ron, pulling Wormtail's willy out of his pocket and handing it to Ollivander. DH page 494

There was this one I read that someone else did that was aboot Harry thinking Draco's willy was a lot like Luscious', but I cant find it in the book.

LAWL HARRY WAY TO GO

HEy, Draco... I bet Cho wishes she had your willy:)

VOLDEMORT I AM GOING TO SHANK YOU

WATCH OUT VOLDY! HE REALLY DID SHANK ME

HAHA CHO *DOES* WISH SHE HAD YOUR WILY HAHAHAHAHAA

Oh so THAT is where Harry came up with it from. The Dra got angry at us

That's....hot?


"That was strangely arousing."

Haha, Draco I AM YOUR DARK KING DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT SHANKING ME

Draco: Voldy does have a point there.