I can hear the beeeeeeeeells♥♫

Colin breathes a little heavily, slipping one of the condoms Draco threw into his pocket.

*hugs George* "We'll find someone to use them with you, don't worry!"
"OH MY GOD ANGIE'S COMING"
*bursts back into sobs*

Parvy squeezes Angie's hand once more and smiles, and then starts off walking down the aisle. I'm so happy for her... she thought, still blinking back both happy and sad tears.

*sways side to side nervously, gripping the flowers but not to where it looks forced*
Here goes nothing!

*begins to walk down the isle slowly, looking at the guests and smiles at the sight of the condoms everywhere* 'Thanks Draco', she thinks. *she then looks at Colin and blinks her tears back*

*me sobs and continues to play the wedding march on Juanito, trying to not mess up*

Colin smiles at Parv as she walks up the aisle, whispering "How's Angie doing?" as she gets up to the front.

Then he sees Angie walking up to him, looking absolutely stunning in her dress, jaw dropping slightly. "Wow....you look gorgeous, honey."

Remus growls, then stops himself. Shit... where did that come- Shit. SHITSHITSHITSHIT. PMS. SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT.
Remus watches Angie walk down the aisle, a small smile gracing his lips.

Teddy quickly stood up, still in his clever disquise. *Eyebrow Wiggle* "STOP LYING TO THESE PEOPLE, YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!" He shouted towards the alter, then darted out, laughing manaically.

Ariana bursts into an insane laughter. She stands up and runs behind Teddy, winking on her way out.

*Angie gets to the front and hands Parvy her bouquet, beaming at her and winking*
"Thanks, baby! You look fantastic, too!", she whispers
*Angie then takes Colin's hands and looks in his eyes*
*She then dies laughing and watches Tedward run out, then gets back to being romantic and bride-y*

Remus facepalms. Teddy...

Ginny grabs the collection basket, fills it with condoms, and proceeds to pass it around the crowd.
"Everyone stay safe! Be protected! You never know! Herpes sucks! It's like Bella! BE PROUD OF YOUR CONDOMS!"
*sits back down and sobs at the beauty of protection*

George winces as Ginny hugs him, and is about to say something, but Angie starts walking down the isle, and he has to smile and be happy for her.
He watches Ari and Teddy, chuckles, and turns his attention back to Colin and Angie.
And then shakes his head as Ginny throws out more condoms.

*rejects Ginny's condoms*

Colin chuckles at Teddy and Ari, taking his soon to be wife's hands, looking into her eyes. "I love you, Angie."

The minister cleared his throat carefully, projecting his calm voice over the church. "We are gathered here today to bind these two young people together in the sacrament of holy matrimony..."

Colin quickly stopped listening to the minister, looking Angie up and down and winking. "I really like your dress!"

Bella sneaks up behind Ginny, grabs the condoms, then runs out of the church screaming "I KILLED SIRIUS BLAAAACCKK"

"COME BACK WITH MY CONDOMS YOU BITCH!"
Ginny stands up, pauses, conjures more condoms, passses them around, then sits back down, sobs, and pays attention.

Remus runs from the alter and shanks Bella in the back.
"BITCH, I WILL CUT YOU!"

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

*Angie laughs and says 'I love you too' to Colin, the Sparta-ness not mattering to her as long as she's with her love. Straightens up and looks at the minister*

*plays Jaunito along to Sraco's singing*

George laughs, and coughs in a way that sounds suspiciously like "Best Rickroll ever."

Bella pulls the knife out of her back and slaps Remus.
"YOU BACKSTABBING BITCH"

Colin grins happily at Angie, taking her hands as the minister places his wand over them.

The minister spoke again "And now, you will make the unbreakable vow. Angelina Johnson, do you take Colin Creevey to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, and remain only his, as long as you both shall live?"

Ginny sets down Juanito and grips Tra and George's arms as she waits in tension.

*Smiles joyfully at her and Colin's hands and says 'I do'*

Remus runs back to the alter, not even caring that he got slapped.

Daphne sat in her seat, watching the Sparta happen around her. Angie and Colin looked lovely up there, but it was awfully hard to concentrate on them. She began laughing uncontrollably at the awesomeness.

(Got a chance to post on my phone!)

"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" *she says internally, squeeing*

Parvy wipes at the tears streaming down her face and smiles at two of her best friends getting married. She then looks into the crowd at all the mayhem going on and laughs a little, only stopping when she sees that they are about to kiss. Awwwww! she thinks.