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Mine is:Stranger: hi

You: want nudes?

Stranger: asl??

Stranger: ya

You: http://hristu.net/

Stranger: asl??

You: F, 23, calinfornia baybay

You: Like the pics?

Stranger: ya

Stranger: is dat urs??

You: Yes

You: Pretty sexy, correct?

Stranger: fuckinnn beauty

You: I think the background music adds appeal

Stranger: hw cme u r so beautiful??

You: Covergirl

Stranger: wich magazine??

You: They make beautiful things for dinosaurs like me

Stranger: hah...yo beauty

Stranger: hw mny tyms u hd sex??

You: I'm a DINOSAUR

You: I can't have sex

You: I'd CRUSH PEOPLE

You: I'm not evil

You: I don't like to crush people

Stranger: yyy??

You: It makes them all dead and stuff

Stranger: still u r virgin??

You: You think killing people would make them like you.........but it just makes people dead........

You: There was one time

You: Poor Barney

You: He didn't make it

Stranger: wat hppnd??

You: i crushed him

Stranger: huh..holy shit

You: Yeah

You: Demi and Selena got pissed

You: They cut off one of my legs

Stranger: who r dos??

You: And now I can't do that dance I was doing in the link

Stranger: so sad!!

You: Those little girls that like to hug that sexy green and purple hunk

You: It is

Stranger: wen gonna gt married??

You: I plan to marry his corpse 9 am tommorow on Seaseme Street

You: Wanna come?

Stranger: bt m in india

You: You can ride on my back

You: I'm a DINOSAUR


You: I take big steps

Stranger: ya cme here

You: Ok

You: See you tommorow?