I had to share this, sorry.

[21:12:44] * Aurora Sinistra glomps Neville*

[21:12:44] Neville Longbottom : O_o

[21:13:02] * Neville Longbottom could get used to this

[21:13:14] Aurora Sinistra : Used to what?

[21:13:28] @ Astoria Greengrass : ......

[21:13:36] Neville Longbottom : You glomping me

[21:13:46] Aurora Sinistra : Ah.

[21:14:19] * Neville Longbottom winks

[21:14:28] @ Astoria Greengrass : .O_O

[21:14:44] Aurora Sinistra : O_O?

[21:15:29] Neville Longbottom : What's with the faces

[21:15:36] Aurora Sinistra : Neville, I have something to say.

[21:15:43] Ariana Dumbledore : I'm watching Jack Black explain what an octagon is on Sesame Street. It's entertaining

[21:15:44] Neville Longbottom : Yes?

[21:15:59] Aurora Sinistra : I know that we are young, and I know you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this anymore.

[21:16:10] Aurora Sinistra : Neville.

[21:16:23] Neville Longbottom : Lady gaga?

[21:16:23] Aurora Sinistra : SORRY!

[21:16:28] Aurora Sinistra : Had to do it.

[21:16:29] Neville Longbottom : Bahahaha

[21:16:38] Neville Longbottom : That scared me...

[21:16:43] Neville Longbottom : :c

[21:16:50] * Neville Longbottom cries

[21:17:08] * Aurora Sinistra mutters, "Subtle, Lisa/Aurora, Subtle"

[21:17:50] * Neville Longbottom runs into corner and cries

[21:18:13] @ Astoria Greengrass : Lalalalalalaala

[21:18:16] Aurora Sinistra : Just stop. Please. Just let me go. Neville. Just let me go

[21:18:45] * Neville Longbottom isn't laughing and wants his gf back

[21:18:52] Neville Longbottom : :c

[21:19:06] Aurora Sinistra : Don't call my name. Don't call my name, Neville. I'm not your babe. I'm not your babe, Schlongbottom.

[21:19:27] Neville Longbottom : Hmph

[21:19:54] Aurora Sinistra : Eaisiest way I could do it.

[21:19:55] * Neville Longbottom runs up and kisses Lisa so she shuts up

[21:19:57] Aurora Sinistra : Sorry.

[21:20:00] @ Astoria Greengrass : BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAH

[21:20:35] Aurora Sinistra : Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch. Just cast some spells, baby, and hush and hush. Don't call my name. Don't call my name, Neville.

[21:20:56] Aurora Sinistra : -and hush*

[21:21:15] Neville Longbottom : ...

[21:21:34] Aurora Sinistra : Sorry? Kinda? Not really.

[21:21:45] Remus Black-Lupin has been disconnected the Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:21 pm (session timeout)

[21:21:50] Aurora Sinistra : Internet relationships are rubbish.

[21:21:59] Neville Longbottom : Wait... Did I for real lose you?

[21:22:08] Neville Longbottom : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[21:22:17] Aurora Sinistra : Yes. AND IT WAS EXPERTLY DONE, MIGHT i SAY.

[21:22:21] * Neville Longbottom sinks into depression

[21:22:23] Aurora Sinistra : I*

[21:22:26] Ariana Dumbledore : Is it sad I'm getting entertained by Sesame Street?

[21:22:32] Aurora Sinistra : Nope.

[21:22:37] Neville Longbottom : (yes it was)

[21:22:46] Aurora Sinistra : Is it sad that I'm entertained by an internet breakup?

[21:22:46] * Neville Longbottom dies

[21:22:49] @ Astoria Greengrass : ...........

[21:23:04] Aurora Sinistra : I'mma post this.

[21:23:05] * Neville Longbottom hugs Stori

[21:23:09] Aurora Sinistra : 'Twa epic.

[21:23:15] Aurora Sinistra : 'twas*

[21:23:36] Ariana Dumbledore : LOL! Cheese is a person in the neighborhood!

And so concludes, my short, first, internet relationship.

Poor Schlongbottom.

OMG YES! THIS GOT WHEN I WAS LISTENING TO SESAME STREET!!!!