How to Hack

[19:46:24] Draco Malfoy : ....

[19:46:25] * Astoria Greengrass smiles at Draco.

[19:46:25] @ Hermione : ME BUT NOT ME.

[19:46:25] Draco Malfoy : D:.

[19:46:32] Draco Malfoy : Hermione, stop....

[19:46:34] @ Hermione : SORRY EVERYONE I MADE OUT WITH!!!!!!.

[19:46:36] Draco Malfoy : .

[19:46:38] Parvati Patil : Draco, because... well.. I don't need to tell you about my problems, you don't even fully remember anything..

[19:46:52] Parvati Patil : Omg, Ginny..

[19:46:57] * Harry Potter pokes Ginny in the face with the DPS .

[19:47:01] @ Hermione : NO SRACO.

[19:47:10] Harry Potter : @Ginny Guys don't like hackers..

[19:47:11] Draco Malfoy : Parvy, I wanna know! .

[19:47:25] * Hermione high fives everyone.

[19:47:29] @ Hermione : THANKS YOU!.

[19:47:31] * Hermione looks around and sees no Ginny..

[19:47:33] @ Hermione : KICK HER OFF!.

[19:47:54] @ Hermione : That was low..

[19:48:10] @ Hermione : That's awful..

[19:48:10] @ Hermione : Oh..

[19:48:13] @ Astoria Greengrass : Bbl, showering.

[19:48:15] Astoria Greengrass is away.

[19:48:21] @ Hermione : No it wasn't.

[19:48:26] @ Hermione : Now get off.

[19:48:40] * Draco Malfoy glares at Hermione.

[19:48:42] @ Remus Black-Lupin : ... Hermy, I'm married and gay, you know that, right?.

[19:48:58] Parvati Patil : Draco.... okay. *sigh* I just... I guess I just don't really wanna be single anymore. Yeah. That's basically it. .

[19:49:03] @ Hermione : It wasn't meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.

[19:49:26] @ Remus Black-Lupin : ... it wasn't?.

[19:49:36] @ Hermione : Sraco, you should have KNOWN it wasn't me!.

[19:49:51] Draco Malfoy : Parvy...oh. Well there must be SOMEONE you like! Go out with them .

[19:49:55] Parvati Patil : Hermy: He has amnesia..

[19:50:08] Parvati Patil : Draco: There aren't really any single guys here.....

[19:50:14] * Draco Malfoy looks at Hermione and blinks.

[19:50:18] @ Hermione : Yeah, but she called him Draco!.

[19:50:21] Ginny Weasley has been disconnected the Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:50 pm (session timeout).

[19:50:29] Parvati Patil : Stilllllll..

[19:50:33] @ Hermione : Thank you.

[19:50:33] Parvati Patil : This is a lot for him!.

[19:50:43] Ginny Weasley has joined the chat on Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:50 pm.

[19:50:57] * Hermione roams around her empty identity.

[19:51:01] @ Hermione : THANK GOD!.

[19:51:04] Draco Malfoy : Parvy: Oh... I'm sorry. Don't be sad! .

[19:51:16] Ginny Weasley : What did I miss?.

[19:51:30] * Draco Malfoy glares at Ginger girl.

[19:51:37] @ Hermione : My fiery passionate hate for you.

[19:51:42] Ginny Weasley : Hermione...why did you kiss Harry...?.

[19:51:52] Parvati Patil : Draco: But I am sad .

[19:51:58] Parvati Patil : Ginny .

[19:52:08] * Hermione kicks Hermy's ass (but mostly Sarah's).

[19:52:21] * Ginny Weasley gives Draco a confused look..

[19:52:36] * Ginny Weasley is knocked unconscious..

[19:52:45] Draco Malfoy : No, no. Sadness is bad, Parvy. Be positive! .

[19:52:57] Draco Malfoy : Hey, at least you still have your memory!.

[19:53:07] * Draco Malfoy grins.

[19:53:33] Parvati Patil : Draco: You.... need to start remembering everything. Do you remember anything new?.

[19:53:36] * Ginny Weasley wakes up and glares at Hermione..

[19:53:43] * Parvati Patil smiles at Draco.

[19:53:45] Ginny Weasley : So much or being friends, eh?.

[19:53:58] @ Hermione : @Sraco For future reference: If I EVER call you Sraco, something is wrong.

[19:54:07] @ Hermione : *if I ever call you Draco.

[19:54:52] Draco Malfoy : Parvy: I remember Pansy telling me she liked me...it's not a pleasant memory. Very awkward. .

[19:55:02] Draco Malfoy : Hermione:...Alright.

[19:55:45] Ginny Weasley : Draco: ...why did you glare at me?.

[19:56:16] @ Hermione : Revenge time.

[19:56:31] Ginny Weasley : Oh god..

[19:56:51] Ginny Weasley : I'm screwed..

[19:56:54] Harry Potter : ..

[19:57:15] Ginny Weasley : HARRY. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN..

[19:57:16] Astoria Greengrass has been disconnected the Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:57 pm (session timeout).

[19:57:47] * Remus Black-Lupin yawns.

[19:58:02] Harry Potter : What?.

[19:58:09] Parvati Patil : Draco: Oh, yeah.... anything elseeeee?.

[19:58:58] Ginny Weasley : Anything I do fom here on out is not to be taken seriously/personally.

[19:59:11] Ginny Weasley : *from.

[19:59:24] Ginny Weasley : Nevermind, she stopped.

[19:59:34] Ginny Weasley : It's all good.

[19:59:37] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[19:59:44] Ginny Weasley : Except....I'm alone.

[19:59:50] Ginny Weasley : All alone.....

[19:59:58] Parvati Patil : FOREVER ALONEEE.

[20:00:07] Ginny Weasley : DONT LEAVE ME ALONE HARRY! .

[20:00:13] Draco Malfoy : Parvy:...Umm I remember dating you. For a day...

[20:00:25] Draco Malfoy : I don't remember too much .

[20:00:26] * Ginny Weasley attacks Harry and violently starts to make out with him.

[20:00:44] Ginny Weasley : I *sob* want you!.

[20:00:53] Parvati Patil : Draco: Uhm, yeah..... that didn't work out too well. But don't worrry, we're BFFLs and everything's cool(:.

[20:00:54] Ginny Weasley : Oh my god..

[20:01:01] Parvati Patil : Awwwww you'll remember more soon!.

[20:01:02] * Ginny Weasley spies a specklet of blood.

[20:01:11] Ginny Weasley : OMG A SPECKLET OF BLOOD.

[20:01:17] Draco Malfoy : Parvy, why did we break up? I don't remember...

[20:01:23] Ginny Weasley : I MUST HAVE A DRAMTIC MELTDOWN NOW.

[20:01:23] * Ginny Weasley glares at her hacker..

[20:01:26] Ginny Weasley : THE LIGHT.

[20:01:29] Ginny Weasley : I SEE IT.

[20:01:36] Ginny Weasley : ITS GETTING CLOSER.

[20:01:38] Draco Malfoy : (LOLOLOL).

[20:01:38] Parvati Patil : Draco: Because you still loved Stori. It's all good(:.

[20:01:43] Ginny Weasley : A POOL OF RED.

[20:01:47] Ginny Weasley : I AM NOT THAT DRAMATIC..

[20:01:53] Ginny Weasley : HORRIBLE DARK MEMEORIES.

[20:02:07] Ginny Weasley : I AM NOT..

[20:02:08] Parvati Patil : (HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA).

[20:02:17] * Ginny Weasley and her elegent body gently lowers itself drmatically to the ground.

[20:02:42] Ginny Weasley : Since when am I elegant?.

[20:02:46] Ginny Weasley : *dramatically.

[20:02:47] Draco Malfoy : Parvy: Oh..I was in love with Stori? I wish I could remember more about her.. .

[20:02:52] * Ginny Weasley belches..

[20:03:08] Ginny Weasley : Since you started writing like Stephenie Meyer.

[20:03:11] * Remus Black-Lupin yawns.

[20:03:19] Molly Weasley has joined the chat on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:03 pm.

[20:03:30] Ginny Weasley : MOMMY HELP..

[20:03:39] Ginny Weasley : SHE HACKED ME..

[20:03:43] Ginny Weasley : KILL ME MOTHER.

[20:03:46] Parvati Patil : Draco: You aaaaare in love with Stori! You love her! And I know, I know. .

[20:03:49] Ginny Weasley : I CANT TAKE THE BLOOD.

[20:04:00] Parvati Patil : D: I HAVE TO GO NOOOOOOW.

[20:04:01] Ginny Weasley : I CANT TAKE THE PAIN............

[20:04:04] Molly Weasley : Ginny, why are you writing like Stephanie Meyer?.

[20:04:05] * Parvati Patil hugs Draco.

[20:04:05] Ginny Weasley : I CANT TAKE-.

[20:04:12] Ginny Weasley : I CANT TAKE-.

[20:04:13] * Draco Malfoy hugs Parvy.

[20:04:16] Astoria Greengrass has joined the chat on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:04 pm.

[20:04:16] Draco Malfoy : Bye.... .

[20:04:16] Ginny Weasley : THE................

[20:04:18] * Ginny Weasley hides behind her mum..

[20:04:21] Ginny Weasley : Spongebob..............

[20:04:23] Ginny Weasley : Make her go away....

[20:04:27] * Molly Weasley is confused..

[20:04:28] Parvati Patil : Draco, try and remember more, kay? I lufffff you!.

[20:04:32] Parvati Patil : BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[20:04:35] * Ginny Weasley dies at mention of innocent cartoon character.

[20:04:36] * Parvati Patil hugs everyone else.

[20:04:42] Parvati Patil : LAYTAAAAAH FOO'S.

[20:04:49] * Molly Weasley sneezes.

[20:04:49] Draco Malfoy : Hi Stori!.

[20:04:51] * Ginny Weasley kicks Hermione..

[20:05:02] * Parvati Patil OUT.

[20:05:04] Parvati Patil is Disconnected on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:05 pm.

[20:05:05] Ginny Weasley : Hermione isn't here right now.

[20:05:12] Ginny Weasley : And yes, you ARE that bad.

[20:05:13] Draco Malfoy : Bless you! ...Whoever you are!.

[20:05:19] Draco Malfoy : .

[20:05:31] Molly Weasley : Purple Princess Karma Ingrid the 43rd..

[20:05:35] @ Astoria Greengrass : Hai~!.

[20:05:48] Ginny Weasley : I'm done. Sorry you guys..

[20:05:59] Ginny Weasley : I'm a jerk..

[20:06:00] Ginny Weasley : NO IM NOT.

[20:06:04] Draco Malfoy : Oh, right! Bless you, Purple Princess Karma Ingrid the 43rd!.

[20:06:05] Ginny Weasley : NO IM NOT.

[20:06:11] Ginny Weasley : MY WORK IS NEVER DONE.

[20:06:25] Ginny Weasley : REVENGE ISNT A BUISSNESS FOR SISSIES.

[20:06:25] Ginny Weasley : Who are you talking to, Ginevra?.

[20:06:30] Molly Weasley : Thank you Draco..

[20:06:34] Ginny Weasley : SHUT UP.

[20:06:49] Ginny Weasley : ...what?.

[20:06:57] Draco Malfoy : Hmm... I'm hungry..

[20:07:09] * Ginny Weasley rapes air.

[20:07:17] Draco Malfoy : Wait. Why is Ginger girl talking to herself?.

[20:07:20] Ginny Weasley : I'm sorry I madeout with you, Harry....

[20:07:28] * Astoria Greengrass gives Draco a piece of pizza.

[20:07:31] Ginny Weasley : NO YOURE NOT.

[20:07:36] Molly Weasley : Draco: She has MPD..

[20:07:43] * Ginny Weasley makes out with Harry, slamming him on the table.

[20:07:47] Ginny Weasley : YES I AM..

[20:07:59] Ginny Weasley : MMMMmmmmmm.

[20:08:03] Draco Malfoy : Blechh, no pizza.

[20:08:05] * Ginny Weasley slaps her hacker..

[20:08:13] Draco Malfoy : But thanks anyways .

[20:08:18] * Molly Weasley gives Draco pudding.

[20:08:20] Ginny Weasley : STOP THAT.

[20:08:22] * Ginny Weasley slaps her hacker.

[20:08:27] @ Astoria Greengrass : You don't like pizza?.

[20:08:30] Ginny Weasley : ...he has a girlfriend already....

[20:08:33] Ginny Weasley : STOP IT.

[20:08:51] Draco Malfoy : I don't know if I like pizza...

[20:09:07] @ Astoria Greengrass : Well, you can try it to see if you like it...

[20:09:08] Ginny Weasley : BUt........I must leave Harry alone.

[20:09:14] Ginny Weasley : You don't, Sraco..

[20:09:17] Molly Weasley : Try pizza and pudding..

[20:09:22] Draco Malfoy : But it looks icky....

[20:09:25] Ginny Weasley : I just don't feel the passion with him...............that I feel for another.

[20:09:29] Ginny Weasley : That's right.

[20:09:32] Draco Malfoy : Pizza and pudding? Together?.

[20:09:33] Harry Potter : ..

[20:09:41] Ginny Weasley : I must admit that my heartt belongs to another.

[20:09:42] Harry Potter : WHOA.

[20:09:46] Ginny Weasley : What are you doing now?!?.

[20:09:53] Ginny Weasley : CHO! I LOVE CHO!.

[20:10:01] Ginny Weasley : THERE! I SAID IT!.

[20:10:02] * Harry Potter was made out with while he was away. Shit..

[20:10:03] Molly Weasley : Ginny number 1 and Ginny number 2, taire le baiser!.

[20:10:05] @ Astoria Greengrass : It tastes good though, .

[20:10:09] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[20:10:09] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[20:10:09] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[20:10:09] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[20:10:11] Ginny Weasley : I LOVE HER!.

[20:10:14] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[20:10:16] Molly Weasley : Draco: Not together..

[20:10:19] Ginny Weasley : HER SILKEN LOCKENS!.

[20:10:23] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[20:10:28] Ginny Weasley : HER BEAUTIFUL EYES!.

[20:10:34] Draco Malfoy : Hmm... I guess I'll try it.

[20:10:38] Ginny Weasley : THAT TIGHT AISAN ASS!.

[20:10:43] * Draco Malfoy takes a bite of pizza.

[20:10:44] Ginny Weasley : NO.

[20:10:44] Ginny Weasley : GTFO.

[20:10:49] Ginny Weasley : IT JUST MAKES ME HAVE SUCH A GIRLRECTION!.

[20:11:09] Ginny Weasley : GET OFF..

[20:11:09] Ginny Weasley : LEAVE..

[20:11:13] Draco Malfoy : ([23:10:38] Ginny Weasley : THAT TIGHT AISAN ASS! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA).

[20:11:15] Ginny Weasley : NOW..

[20:11:17] Ginny Weasley : I HAVE NO tralala...........but she makes me feel like I do...................

[20:11:17] Hermione has been disconnected the Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:11 pm (session timeout).

[20:11:25] Ginny Weasley : GET OFF..

[20:11:28] @ Astoria Greengrass : Do you like it?.

[20:11:41] Ginny Weasley : And that, my friends, is how hacking is done......

[20:11:44] Draco Malfoy : Yeah... it's not too bad .

[20:11:51] * Ginny Weasley takes a bow.

[20:11:55] Ginny Weasley is Disconnected on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:11 pm.

[20:11:56] Ginny Weasley has joined the chat on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:11 pm.

[20:11:56] Ginny Weasley : GET OFF MY ACCOUNT YOU CRAZY ASS MOTHERFUCKER..

[20:11:57] Ginny Weasley is Disconnected on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:11 pm.

[20:12:01] Ginny Weasley has joined the chat on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:12 pm.

[20:12:02] @ Astoria Greengrass : .

[20:12:03] @ Astoria Greengrass : brb.

[20:12:04] Molly Weasley : .....

[20:12:12] * Draco Malfoy finishes the piece of pizza.

[20:12:13] @ Remus Black-Lupin : Sorry..

[20:12:22] Ginny Weasley : THAT BITCH..

[20:12:23] @ Remus Black-Lupin : I'm watching HIMYM..

[20:12:35] Molly Weasley : Rem, you left me alone with these nut cases..

[20:12:41] Molly Weasley : What, have you done. .

[20:12:55] Ginny Weasley : I'm sorry, Harry... .

[20:13:05] Harry Potter : ... .

[20:13:31] Ginny Weasley : Harry: That...wasn't me..

[20:13:56] Hermione has joined the chat on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:13 pm.

[20:13:56] * Molly Weasley is watching Avatar, Hetalia, and kuroshitsuji.

[20:13:57] Ginny Weasley : That was...Her...my ex..

[20:14:01] Draco Malfoy : Does the ginger girl love Harry or something?.

[20:14:22] @ Hermione : THAT is how it's done.

[20:14:28] Ginny Weasley : (...really?).

[20:14:37] * Ginny Weasley slaps Hermione..

[20:14:45] Molly Weasley : ....

[20:14:49] @ Hermione : (REALLY).

[20:14:50] Molly Weasley : Ginny!.

[20:14:53] Molly Weasley : Not hit people!.

[20:14:55] Molly Weasley : dont*.

[20:14:56] * Hermione cracks up.

[20:15:10] * Ginny Weasley has to fix her password now. :/.

[20:15:12] @ Hermione : Yeah, Ginny, don't hit people.

[20:15:20] Ginny Weasley : She'll do it later..

[20:15:22] * Hermione , too.

[20:15:56] Ginny Weasley : MUM. DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE DID TO ME?.

[20:15:59] * Draco Malfoy sits on a couch.

[20:16:10] Ariana Dumbledore has joined the chat on Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:16 pm.

[20:16:18] Ariana Dumbledore : BOO.

[20:16:24] Draco Malfoy : Hello... Ariana?.

[20:16:24] @ Hermione : That is SO going in the archives.

[20:11:56] Ginny Weasley : GET OFF MY ACCOUNT YOU CRAZY ASS MOTHERFUCKER..

WHAT. THE FUCK .

Whaddya mean?