What your mom said last night

Subject: What your mom said last night Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:36 pm

Loljk this is form last night when we were all high

[23:54:20] Draco Malfoy : my assis unmb
[23:54:23] Draco Malfoy : br

[23:53:14] Trace Davis : Idmdkdjek I I ...I'm tired Siddons

[23:58:17] Cedric Diggory : LOL YEE SWISTIZKQ

[23:59:55] Draco Malfoy : i just saw jake glyhnhalls peen
[00:00:01] Draco Malfoy : idk how you seppl that name
[00:00:09] Draco Malfoy : his peeeeeeeeeeeen

00:09:26] Draco Malfoy : lao shuhs
[00:09:28] Draco Malfoy : f
[00:09:33] Draco Malfoy : liters

[00:10:10] Draco Malfoy : 222224 bottles of beer on the wall999 bottles of beeeeeeeeeeer you take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the waaaaaaakl

[00:12:10] * Draco Malfoy is makig ponies

[00:04:54] Cedric Diggory : France spreads AIDS and Holocaust rumors

[11:55:03] @Daphne Greengrass : I don't give a hit.

[23:35:39 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : AH THERE GO MY PANTS
[23:35:42 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : WHERE ARE THEY
[23:35:50 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : PANTS GO BOOM
[23:35:54 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : RIGHT OFF MY LEGS

[23:35:47 10/12/10] @ Daphne Greengrass : Oh yeah, I have biology with Russia

[23:40:00 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMWO
[23:40:04 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : BAAATMAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[23:42:59 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : im going to fuck the cold until it dies
[23:43:08 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : then it's gonna be spring again yaaaaaaah

[23:43:03 10/12/10] Draco Malfoy : wait i think ronbto a are like all secretly talking to each other

[23:48:14 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : DRACO IS DR. COCK
[23:49:41 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : PAGING Dr. COCK
[23:50:16 10/12/10] * Cedric Diggory cokcblocks Dr. Cock
[23:50:22 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : that is all dr cock
[23:50:27 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : thatnk you for your time
[23:50:31 10/12/10] Draco Malfoy : fuck no bitch dont block my cock

[23:54:24 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : this is draco's line: ~

[23:57:47 10/12/10] Cedric Diggory : lol jew soap and LSD

[00:03:34 11/12/10] Draco Malfoy : http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld8ev0HeHH1qcas92o1_500.gif
[00:03:41 11/12/10] Draco Malfoy : ...oops dat aint it

yup
a fun time was had by all

Subject: Re: What your mom said last night Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:32 am

just adding to this yo

[01:10:57 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : I swear i have a poltergeist cat tho
[01:11:08 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : WHY ARE YOU FREAKING CED?!!?!?!?!?!?
[01:11:15 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : OME!!!!!??!
[01:11:24 14/12/10] * Cedric Diggory explains his sel
[01:11:49 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : JHBJHBJFM
[01:11:53 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : AEXPKAIN YOURE SEL
[01:12:15 14/12/10] * Cedric Diggory finishes explaning his el
[01:12:22 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : *sel
[01:12:24 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : AEXPKAIN
[01:12:35 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : his el..... PENE
[01:12:37 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : SVGBHKMA
[01:12:40 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : CHODE
[01:12:45 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : CHOOOOOOOODE
[01:12:45 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : WHY WERE YOU TALIKING ABOUS ABS
[01:12:47 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : CHOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
[01:12:48 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : /pene
[01:12:52 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : /chode
[01:12:55 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : /tralala
[01:12:56 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : /magic.gif
[01:13:06 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : /fuck
[01:13:08 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : /lick
[01:13:09 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : /tralala magig.gif
[01:13:09 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : /magic.gof
[01:13:15 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : *magic
[01:13:22 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : /tralala magic
[01:13:28 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : *gif
[01:13:31 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : /penish magic
[01:13:35 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : LOL PENISH
[01:13:37 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : Draco wants some
[01:13:40 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : PENISHHHHH
[01:13:43 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : PEEEEEEENISH
[01:13:52 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : Jake Gylenhall's peen
[01:13:56 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : his peeeeeeeen
[01:13:58 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : I do want some
[01:13:59 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : AHAHA
[01:14:08 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : He wants it from me.
[01:14:14 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Stori has yet too satisfyy my manly neeeeds
[01:14:20 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : I SAW DRAKES PEN OMG SCARRED
[01:14:20 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : He wants it from hugh jass
[01:14:24 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : Maybe I can help.
[01:14:40 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : O M G
[01:14:43 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : I don't like your tralala, sorry Ronaldo
[01:14:44 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : SE TOLD YOU U CAN'T GET ANYTHING FROM STORI
[01:14:59 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : SHUT UP YOU WHORE
[01:15:03 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : Sure you don't.
[01:15:04 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : What about me, Draco~?
[01:15:11 14/12/10] * Cedric Diggory is not a whore thx
[01:15:30 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Ced >________>
[01:15:36 14/12/10] * Cedric Diggory ''''''writes'''''' with his '''''''pen''''''
[01:15:43 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : O_O
[01:16:00 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : O_______O
[01:16:04 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : I CAN SATISFYYYYYY~~~
[01:16:12 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : BUTTERFLY IN THE SKY~~~~~~~~
[01:16:19 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : I'll stick with vaginas for now, thanks
[01:16:20 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : I CAN GO TWICE AS HIGH~~~~~~~~~
[01:16:25 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : JUST TAKE A LOOK~
[01:16:28 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : Who, Rosie?
[01:16:29 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : IT'S IN A BOOK~
[01:16:36 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : A REAAADING RAAAIINNBOOOOWWWWWW~~~~~~~~
[01:16:38 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : IIIII
[01:16:39 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Rosie
[01:16:39 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : CAN GO
[01:16:46 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : ANYWHEEEEREEEE~~~~~~~~
[01:16:51 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : ....SOMETHING
[01:16:53 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : ~~~
[01:17:06 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : REEEEAAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGG
[01:17:11 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
[01:17:18 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[01:17:27 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : *knee slide*
[01:17:34 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : Draco
[01:17:43 14/12/10] * Cedric Diggory bows
[01:18:21 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : I have neeeeds~
[01:18:21 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : can I plz tell u guies som something my friends dad just said
[01:18:24 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : omg
[01:18:40 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : "just because his cat died, doesn’t mean you have to give up that pussy. My dad"
[01:18:48 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : omg I hate that word but omg
[01:18:55 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : omg
[01:19:00 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : omg
[01:19:08 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : omg
[01:19:15 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : omg
[01:19:30 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : ....
[01:19:38 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : omg
[01:19:43 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : RON IS A COMBO BREAKER
[01:19:53 14/12/10] * Draco Malfoy stabs ROn with a unicorn horn
[01:20:05 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : O WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY
[01:20:06 14/12/10] * Cedric Diggory does so as well
[01:20:14 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : OW
[01:20:16 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : HEY
[01:20:20 14/12/10] * Ronald Weasley is bleeding.
[01:20:32 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : hmmmm
[01:20:33 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : ?
[01:20:40 14/12/10] Bill Weasley : SEE
[01:20:48 14/12/10] Bill Weasley : *pours ditany on ron*
[01:20:50 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : FHADSJFNEJ
[01:20:50 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : I SMELL SOMEDICK GOOD OMG~
[01:20:52 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : ....THING
[01:20:54 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : SOMETHING
[01:20:56 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : THAT BURNS
[01:20:57 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : SOMTHINRNLEGK
[01:20:59 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : NGAKLDFNKGLF
[01:21:04 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : HOW
[01:21:04 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : I smell some dick good
[01:21:09 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : DID I DO THaT
[01:21:17 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Got dicks on the brain, Ced
[01:21:20 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : bvi
[01:21:30 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : bvi
[01:21:37 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : SOME DICK
[01:21:41 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : OMG
[01:21:42 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : OMG
[01:21:45 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : I CANT
[01:22:07 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : I smell some vagina good?
[01:22:20 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : ew
[01:22:22 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : I smell some...
[01:22:30 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : ....
[01:22:35 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : ....
[01:22:35 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : idk what vaginas smell like but i've heard they smell like fish
[01:22:43 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : They do
[01:22:48 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : Not really.
[01:22:57 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : NJFNJANJSA haahaha
[01:22:59 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : yeah, i you never bathe
[01:23:03 14/12/10] Bill Weasley : not if yo utake care of them
[01:23:07 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : *&if
[01:23:20 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : LOL BILL you say that like its a pet`
[01:23:21 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : well i have never smelled a vagina
[01:23:30 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : IF YOU FEED THEM DAILY
[01:23:32 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Omg we should not be on this topic of conversation ahahahahahahahh
[01:23:41 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : You've gotta bathe it, and brush it, and name it, and love it forever!
[01:23:44 14/12/10] * Draco Malfoy feeds his vagina
[01:23:44 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : AND CHANGE THEIR WATER EVERY OTHER WEEK~
[01:24:00 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Much better
[01:24:08 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : [01:23:44] * Draco Malfoy feeds his vagina
[01:24:08 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : Emma feed Sarahs daily I MEAN WHAT
[01:24:10 14/12/10] Bill Weasley : and change their water
[01:24:11 14/12/10] Bill Weasley : lol
[01:24:20 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley :
[01:24:28 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : I HAD TO
[01:24:33 14/12/10] * Ronald Weasley // hides her face
[01:24:41 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : <3e3333
[01:24:51 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : <3e3e3e3ee3e3
[01:25:00 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : [01:25:08 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img132/8145/picture43ar.png
[01:25:15 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : [01:25:39 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy :
[01:26:11 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : ...
[01:26:23 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img132/8145/picture43ar.png " border="0" alt="" />
[01:26:29 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Fail
[01:26:31 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : WHY DID IT WORK FOR YOU
[01:26:46 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Idk what you're doin bro
[01:26:51 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : IT'S ALL BOUNCY NOW
[01:26:53 14/12/10] * Cedric Diggory sluaghters something
[01:26:54 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : YOU BROKE IT
[01:26:55 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : [/strike] UW folderin da [strike] Dra[
[01:27:03 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : so much fail
[01:27:05 14/12/10] Rose Weasley : so much
[01:27:05 14/12/10] Ronald Weasley : WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?!
[01:27:11 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : I'm just doing
[01:27:16 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : with the link in between
[01:27:24 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : Just put [img][/img] around dah url
[01:27:24 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : DAMMIT UW I WILL KILL YOU.
[01:27:28 14/12/10] Bill Weasley : the vaginas are bouncy now?
[01:27:36 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : THAT'S WHAT I DID
[01:28:13 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : kgm
[01:28:14 14/12/10] Draco Malfoy : sidk
[01:28:25 14/12/10] Cedric Diggory : ...

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