Remus Lupin's Apology to the World

I am sorry.
Why am I sorry, you may ask? Well, I am sorry for my behavior last night. I was a full-out lunatic last night. Now, I don't think there elements are entirely to blame, but I do feel these next things had some effect on my behavior. First and foremost, it is almost the full moon. As most of you know, the days right before the full moon are the worst for me. It's like my equivalent of PMS. Secondly, I had been plagued all day by a horrible bout of fleas I contracted from Sirius. Now, do you know how ITCHY fleas are? DO YOU? They are NOT. FUN. Anyways, I had to deal with all these things and it was late at night and all I had to eat all day was seven cookies and... Anyways, my point is that I was NOT in my right mind last night, and anything I said or did should not be taken with levity.
I do apologize,
R.J.L.
Remus John Lupin

I'm sorry about the fleas. Make sure the next cure doesn't have anything to do with pink feather dusters, and you'll be fine.

Remus, you were crazy last night.

You are forgiven for almost killing me.