Stori's Pimpin Partay

Here is the epic win that was Stori's birthday.
[20:48:32] Ginny Weasley : One sec.

[20:48:59] Astoria Greengrass : SKJNVIUNV.

[20:49:05] Astoria Greengrass : I WANT MONEY.

[20:49:24] Ginny Weasley : Still there Hermy?.

[20:49:54] Severus Snape : DOBBYS SOCK.

[20:50:25] Astoria Greengrass : TRALALALAAAAAAA.

[20:50:43] Severus Snape : MERLIN'S TRALALA! tHAT AN ELEPHANT TRALALA.

[20:50:44] * Astoria Greengrass is singing the National Anthem.

[20:50:51] Ginny Weasley : Aww she's gone.

[20:50:54] Astoria Greengrass : YES IT IS AN ELEPHANT TRALALA.

[20:50:59] Astoria Greengrass : YOU ARE CORRECT.

[20:51:06] Astoria Greengrass : ITS OAKY GINNERS.

[20:51:49] * Ginny Weasley is sad.

[20:52:12] * Astoria Greengrass gives Ginners another piece of cake to cheer her up.

[20:52:23] Severus Snape : TRALALA DING DING DONG .

[20:52:30] Severus Snape : CAKE!.

[20:53:01] * Astoria Greengrass hands Sev a piece of cake.

[20:53:13] Astoria Greengrass : :elepahnt:.

[20:53:17] Astoria Greengrass : fail.

[20:53:22] Astoria Greengrass : .

[20:53:57] Astoria Greengrass : woot.

[20:54:12] Ginny Weasley : anyone want the link?.

[20:54:27] Severus Snape : me! FOR WHAT?.

[20:54:30] Ginny Weasley : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998.

[20:54:35] Astoria Greengrass : For what Ginners?.

[20:54:42] * Severus Snape eats cake.

[20:54:42] Ginny Weasley : A song.

[20:54:48] Astoria Greengrass : kay.

[20:54:55] Ginny Weasley : Its in a different key than it usually.

[20:54:58] Ginny Weasley : is.

[20:55:16] Astoria Greengrass : Today, in real life you know what sucked?.

[20:55:25] Hermione Granger : Yeah. I'm here. Sorry..

[20:55:30] Ginny Weasley : What?.

[20:55:33] Severus Snape : what?.

[20:55:38] Ginny Weasley : Hermy!.

[20:55:52] Astoria Greengrass : I got shit presents..

[20:55:53] Ginny Weasley : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998 Try singing this her,y.

[20:56:09] Ginny Weasley : @stori It was you real birthday?.

[20:56:20] Hermione Granger : You wanna know what REALLY REALLY sucks?.

[20:56:25] Severus Snape : what kind of presents?.

[20:56:25] Astoria Greengrass : Yeah.

[20:56:32] Ginny Weasley : What Hermy?.

[20:56:36] Astoria Greengrass : like... giftccars to places i dint want.

[20:56:43] Astoria Greengrass : What?.

[20:56:47] * Ginny Weasley pats Stori on shoulder.

[20:57:01] Ginny Weasley : You want my present to you now Stori?.

[20:57:01] Severus Snape : I feel your pain.

[20:57:11] Hermione Granger : Ginny: you have to post it as a link or I can't get to it..

[20:57:27] Ginny Weasley : How do you do that?.

[20:57:29] Astoria Greengrass : @Ginners sure.

[20:57:41] * Ginny Weasley hands Stori present.

[20:57:43] Astoria Greengrass : [ u r l ] and [ / u r l } Ginners..

[20:57:45] Hermione Granger : When your toilet is broken and yo have to piss in the bathtub..

[20:57:57] * Astoria Greengrass opens the wrapping.

[20:58:17] Hermione Granger : That really sucks..

[20:58:21] Ginny Weasley : The sucks HErmy.

[20:58:30] Severus Snape : That does suck.

[20:58:34] Ginny Weasley : ITS A STICK.

[20:58:41] Severus Snape : that sucks royal hippogriff.

[20:58:42] Astoria Greengrass : ouuuhhhhhh.

[20:58:45] Ginny Weasley : A DRACO-POKING STICK!.

[20:58:52] Astoria Greengrass : is it... magical?.

[20:58:57] Astoria Greengrass : YAY!!.

[20:59:00] Ginny Weasley : And some bertie bbotts....

[20:59:01] Astoria Greengrass : thats just what i wanted!!!.

[20:59:06] Astoria Greengrass : yumm.

[20:59:11] Astoria Greengrass : Thanks, Ginners!.

[20:59:13] Ginny Weasley : Yes...muggles call it a taser.

[20:59:45] Astoria Greengrass : '.

[20:59:48] Astoria Greengrass : YAYAYAYAY!!!.

[20:59:49] Severus Snape : YES! Stori? Do you mind if I borrow that Draco-poking stick sometime?.

[21:00:02] Astoria Greengrass : GINNY I LOVE YOU!! (in a non-sexual way).

[21:00:08] Astoria Greengrass : Sure, Sev..

[21:00:32] * Ginny Weasley hugs Stori in a non sexual way.

[21:00:34] Astoria Greengrass : now i just need him to get on so i can taser him....

[21:00:43] * Astoria Greengrass hugs back in a non-sexual way.

[21:01:00] Hermione Granger : GINNY: I LOVE YOU (in a very sexual way) lol. Jk..

[21:01:01] Astoria Greengrass : LOL.

[21:01:03] Ginny Weasley : {https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998}.

[21:01:11] Ginny Weasley : Damn.

[21:01:22] Astoria Greengrass : wow...

[21:01:22] Astoria Greengrass : OM NOM NOM NOM.

[21:01:24] Astoria Greengrass : I just ate the Bertie Botts.

[21:01:33] Ginny Weasley : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998].

[21:01:39] Ginny Weasley : What flavor?.

[21:01:53] Astoria Greengrass : its [ u r l ] link [ / u r l ].

[21:01:54] Severus Snape : WIZARD ROCK IS AN AWESOME SONG!.

[21:01:55] Ginny Weasley : { https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998 }.

[21:02:02] Astoria Greengrass : Alas... Earwax..

[21:02:03] Ginny Weasley : I KNOW SEVY!.

[21:02:09] * Hermione Granger has something for Stori also.

[21:02:10] Ginny Weasley : Oh.

[21:02:37] Astoria Greengrass : ouuhh.

[21:02:39] Ginny Weasley : .
[21:02:53] Astoria Greengrass : what is it?.

[21:02:56] Ginny Weasley : Why is it invisible?.

[21:03:01] Severus Snape : I wish it was on iTunes!.

[21:03:11] Ginny Weasley : can you guys see that?.

[21:03:31] * Hermione Granger Hands Stori a big box with someting moving around inside of it.

[21:03:44] Ginny Weasley : .
[21:03:45] * Astoria Greengrass opens the wrapping.

[21:03:54] Astoria Greengrass : @Ginners no.

[21:04:10] Ginny Weasley : Hermy what have I said about kidnapping small children and giving them as gifts?.

[21:04:11] Astoria Greengrass : ouhhh.

[21:04:18] Astoria Greengrass : LOLOL.

[21:04:23] * Hermione Granger Jumps tithe delight of hearing barkig..

[21:04:33] Severus Snape : lawlz.

[21:04:33] Ginny Weasley : PUPPY!.

[21:04:40] Ginny Weasley : ITS A LITTLE REMY!.

[21:04:48] Astoria Greengrass : OOOH!!!.

[21:04:51] Severus Snape : WOOT.

[21:04:52] Ginny Weasley : Or a small child with rabies..........

[21:04:58] Astoria Greengrass : YAY.

[21:05:04] Severus Snape : LOL.

[21:05:10] Severus Snape : I PICK SMALL CHILD W RABIES.

[21:05:10] Astoria Greengrass : @Ginners LOLOLOLOLOO ROTFLDM.

[21:05:14] Hermione Granger : I got you a puppy! It's a boy..

[21:05:28] Astoria Greengrass : YAY.

[21:05:30] Ginny Weasley : Puppy tralala.

[21:05:36] Astoria Greengrass : What should i name it?.

[21:05:44] Severus Snape : PUPPY HAS A TRALALA.

[21:05:44] Ginny Weasley : .

[21:05:47] Astoria Greengrass : ew.. puppy tralalas.

[21:05:49] Severus Snape : NAME IT TRALALA.

[21:05:58] Astoria Greengrass : any suggestions?.

[21:06:02] Astoria Greengrass : LOL.

[21:06:03] Ginny Weasley : You should name it Cashew.

[21:06:04] Hermione Granger : It's a black lab.

[21:06:08] Ginny Weasley : For its nuts.

[21:06:19] Astoria Greengrass : Does everyone agree? Should i name it tralala?.

[21:06:30] Ginny Weasley : NO CASHEW!.

[21:07:04] Astoria Greengrass : Cashew or Tralalal?.

[21:07:07] Astoria Greengrass : oops Tralala.

[21:07:11] Severus Snape : TRALALA.

[21:07:27] Ginny Weasley : {url}https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998{url}.

[21:07:33] Ginny Weasley : CASHEW!.

[21:07:38] Severus Snape : {URL}.

[21:07:43] Severus Snape : [URL].

[21:07:44] Astoria Greengrass : Ginners, its [ not {.

[21:07:47] Ginny Weasley : Can someone please post that as a link for Hermy?.

[21:07:48] Hermione Granger : .
[21:08:03] Ginny Weasley : Yeah but its invisible whern I do that.

[21:08:04] Astoria Greengrass : its [ u r l ] LINK [ / u r l ].

[21:08:16] Hermione Granger : Dangit..

[21:08:16] Ginny Weasley : Oh there's a slash.

[21:08:18] Astoria Greengrass : thats weird..

[21:08:23] Severus Snape : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998.

[21:08:30] Severus Snape : there.

[21:08:31] Ginny Weasley : THANK YOU!.

[21:08:32] Astoria Greengrass : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skT9Lqzf998.

[21:08:35] Astoria Greengrass : there.

[21:08:37] Ginny Weasley : Hermy go watch.

[21:08:38] Astoria Greengrass : JINX.

[21:08:51] Ginny Weasley : Why does it work for everyone but me?.

[21:08:57] Astoria Greengrass : Donno....

[21:09:08] Ginny Weasley : Chat clearing doesn't work for me either...........

[21:09:17] Ginny Weasley : Stupid potpal.

[21:09:42] Severus Snape : hehehe.

[21:09:47] Astoria Greengrass : So.. my black lab puppy still does not ahve a name...

[21:09:59] Astoria Greengrass : Hermy what do you think?.

[21:10:03] Ginny Weasley : CASHEW!.

[21:10:34] Astoria Greengrass : ..

[21:10:49] Astoria Greengrass : Cashew or Tralala?.

[21:11:03] Severus Snape : tralala!.

[21:11:06] Severus Snape : TRALALA.

[21:11:19] Ginny Weasley : She went to watch the vid I think.

[21:11:24] Astoria Greengrass : IM ASKING HERMY.

[21:11:27] Astoria Greengrass : oh.

[21:11:27] Astoria Greengrass : kay.

[21:11:32] Ginny Weasley : CASHEW FTW!.

[21:11:33] Severus Snape : Sybbie said she was on earlier but no one else was and it was all lonley.

[21:11:45] Astoria Greengrass : yay i got a Taser and a Puppy! my day just got times 1.

[21:11:53] Astoria Greengrass : 93874569387456 more awesome!.

[21:11:55] Ginny Weasley : I hate being alone....unless I'm singing not alone.

[21:12:11] Ginny Weasley : TASERS ADN PUPPY FTW.

[21:12:30] Severus Snape : WOOT!.

[21:12:49] * Severus Snape has got a present.

[21:12:51] Astoria Greengrass : ONLY IF I DONT TASER MY PUPPY, WHICH I WOULD NEVER DO..

[21:12:54] Severus Snape : for Stori.

[21:12:56] Astoria Greengrass : ouhh.

[21:13:14] Astoria Greengrass : exciting.

[21:13:26] Ginny Weasley : Its not a taser, its a Draco-poking stick.

[21:13:34] Astoria Greengrass : okay,.

[21:14:02] Ginny Weasley : I think I have a new fave band.

[21:14:04] Astoria Greengrass : Snapers what is it?.

[21:14:18] Ginny Weasley : Tell us Sevy!.

[21:14:37] Severus Snape : It is....

[21:14:42] Severus Snape : DRUM ROLL PLEASE!.

[21:14:49] Astoria Greengrass : I think ill name it cashla.

[21:14:51] Hermione Granger : That song was amazing.

[21:14:56] * Astoria Greengrass drum rolls.

[21:14:59] * Ginny Weasley drum rolls.

[21:15:11] Astoria Greengrass : Cashla = mixture of tralala and cashew.

[21:15:24] Ginny Weasley : @Hermy That's a different key than it usually is.

[21:15:27] Severus Snape : YES.

[21:15:34] Ginny Weasley : CASLA!.

[21:15:39] Ginny Weasley : *CASHLA!.

[21:15:42] Hermione Granger : You were asking me what?.

[21:15:48] Astoria Greengrass : k.

[21:15:58] Astoria Greengrass : HERMY I NAMED IT CASHLA.

[21:16:00] Ginny Weasley : Her puppy's name Hermy.

[21:16:05] Astoria Greengrass : or should it be CASHLALA?.

[21:16:15] Ginny Weasley : CASHLALA!.

[21:16:15] Severus Snape : CASHLALA.

[21:16:18] Astoria Greengrass : hmm...

[21:16:21] Astoria Greengrass : kay.

[21:16:23] Astoria Greengrass : its Cashlala.

[21:16:30] Astoria Greengrass : anyways...

[21:16:32] Astoria Greengrass : LOL.

[21:16:35] Astoria Greengrass : side tracked.

[21:16:36] Ginny Weasley : I <3 Let's lumos+cashlala.

[21:16:45] Ginny Weasley : OPEN SEVY'S! .

[21:16:53] * Ginny Weasley drum rolls.

[21:16:54] Severus Snape : IT IS....

[21:16:57] Severus Snape : .

[21:17:00] Severus Snape : LLAMA.

[21:17:03] * Astoria Greengrass opens Snapers gift.

[21:17:11] Astoria Greengrass : OMG.

[21:17:12] Ginny Weasley : OMG!.

[21:17:19] Ginny Weasley : JINX!.

[21:17:21] Astoria Greengrass : THATS.. SEXY.

[21:17:29] Ginny Weasley : That's one pimp llama.........

[21:17:46] Astoria Greengrass : I SHALL NAME IT PIMPSTA.

[21:17:50] Ginny Weasley : LOL.

[21:17:51] Astoria Greengrass : CAUSE ITS A PIMP.

[21:17:55] Ginny Weasley : PIMPSTA!.

[21:18:01] Severus Snape : LAWLZ.

[21:18:03] Ginny Weasley : PIMPSTA THE LLAMA!.

[21:18:07] Severus Snape : PIMPSTA.

[21:18:14] Astoria Greengrass : <3 cashlala and Pimpsta.

[21:18:18] Severus Snape : PIMPSTA THE LLAMA AND CASHLALA THE PUPPY.

Hahahahaha, you guys are awesome.

don't taze me, bro!

This "Draco/Racog/Dracog/Raco/Sraco poking stick" is illegal in the District of Columbia, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin.

OHEY there's my state.
Taser = evil and unlawful. PUT YOUR STICK AWAY.

I like when Ginny finds out it's a puppy, she says "It's a little Remy!" I particularly like how she thinks of me before Sirius, especially when it's a black lab.

Draco wrote:

don't taze me, bro!

This "Draco/Racog/Dracog/Raco/Sraco poking stick" is illegal in the District of Columbia, Hawaii, Massachusetts, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin.

OHEY there's my state.
Taser = evil and unlawful. PUT YOUR STICK AWAY.

I live in Ohio. I shall taser you with the "Draco/other names of Draco poking stick"!

PIMPSTA! STOP LICKING MEEEEEEE!

@Snape PIMPSTA LURVES YOU TOO MUCH TO STOP

@Rem, yeah i know eh? (hehe I said eh)

@Draco Well, its clearly not illegal in Canada, which is where i am, so i am therefore allowed to poke you with the Draco Poking Stick.