The epic fail wedding

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[18:45:09] Messages cleared by Remus Lupin

[18:45:14] Bellatrix Lestrange : SEX

[18:45:16] Astoria Greengrass : SEX

[18:45:18] Daphne Greengrass : hehe.

[18:45:19] Ginny Weasley : Tuxes can be black

[18:45:22] Bellatrix Lestrange : SEXta kinx

[18:45:38] Astoria Greengrass : Mkay. Then my female tux is black.

[18:45:42] Ginny Weasley : If it has a pink box, use your tralala for merlins sake

[18:45:46] Ginny Weasley : Make it green

[18:45:59] -Ron Weasley- : RTUYOIUYTRE

[18:46:00] Astoria Greengrass : Green?

[18:46:02] Ginny Weasley : Now, here's the portkey's to the secret hill

[18:46:02] Astoria Greengrass : ...

[18:46:07] Astoria Greengrass : How aboot dark blue?

[18:46:08] * Parvati Patil is wearing a pretty blue dress (:

[18:46:11] Bellatrix Lestrange : http://www.bridalwave.tv/2009/10/27/images/airbrushed_wedding_dress.jpg This is Hermy's dress

[18:46:16] Colin Creevey : this is how I picture the wedding going:

[18:46:23] Colin Creevey : hermy says "/me marries Ron"

[18:46:31] * Hermione Granger-Weasley places her finger on the portkey

[18:46:35] Colin Creevey : Ron says "/me marries Hermione"

[18:46:39] -Ron Weasley- : NO PICTURES!!!!! OR MY INTERNET WILL DISSCONNNECT

[18:46:42] Colin Creevey : everyone says "aawwwwhhh"

[18:46:43] * Ginny Weasley hands portkeys to all

[18:46:44] * Astoria Greengrass makes her tux dark blue and grabs the prtkey

[18:46:46] Daphne Greengrass : HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

[18:46:50] Colin Creevey : AND WE SKIP ALL THE FREAKING OUT

[18:46:54] * Daphne Greengrass high fives Pail

[18:47:00] * Lily Luna Potter grabs portkey

[18:47:03] * Daphne Greengrass grabs the portkey

[18:47:06] Ginny Weasley : @Colin Just take the pics

[18:47:13] Hermione Granger-Weasley : I'm. Not. Wearing. That.

[18:47:13] * Parvati Patil grabs portkey

[18:47:14] Ginny Weasley : 3

[18:47:15] Ginny Weasley : 2

[18:47:16] Ginny Weasley : 1

[18:47:17] Colin Creevey : btw, Angie says she'll be on when she

[18:47:18] * -Ron Weasley- grabs

[18:47:20] Ginny Weasley : BOOM!

[18:47:20] * Lily Luna Potter high fives Pail with other hand

[18:47:20] Colin Creevey : can

[18:47:21] Colin Creevey : GRAB

[18:47:28] * Severus Snape turns the pink strip on the dress to turn into the patter of the rest of the dress

[18:47:30] Ginny Weasley : Ok, we're on a hill

[18:47:40] Ginny Weasley : There's a pavillion at the tippytop

[18:47:54] * Astoria Greengrass goes to the alter and stands in the middle

[18:47:55] Ginny Weasley : The stars are everywhere

[18:48:09] Ginny Weasley : You can see more here than anywhere else in the world

[18:48:15] Lily Luna Potter : ill brb

[18:48:16] * -Ron Weasley- wedding mussssiiiiccc

[18:48:22] Ginny Weasley : There are candles leading up to the pavillion

[18:48:37] -Ron Weasley- : ACCIO STARS!

[18:48:38] Ginny Weasley : There is a piane, an alter, and some pews

[18:49:00] Hermione Granger-Weasley : (Rose giggles and smiles. Before puking on whoever is holding her)

[18:49:06] Ginny Weasley : The whole thing is surrounded by saftey candles

[18:49:09] -Ron Weasley- : Alright: Daphne/stori begin

[18:49:13] Astoria Greengrass : Mkay.

[18:49:15] Ginny Weasley : It is candlelit

[18:49:21] Astoria Greengrass : Well, first you guys need to get to the alter..

[18:49:27] Angelina Johnson has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 6:49 pm

[18:49:31] * Severus Snape watches

[18:49:31] * Colin Creevey is glad he's not holding Rose, and casts Scourgify on whoever was puked on

[18:49:34] Ginny Weasley : All the guests sit down

[18:49:44] Hermione Granger-Weasley : WHO'S LEADING ME?!? MY FATHER ISNT HERE!

[18:49:45] * Angelina Johnson sits down to watch

[18:49:53] * Parvati Patil charms the piano to start playing the wedding music

[18:50:02] * Colin Creevey takes photos like mad

[18:50:03] Ginny Weasley : The pavillion has huge sashes with bunches of flowers every few feet

[18:50:04] Bellatrix Lestrange : When do I go?

[18:50:05] -Ron Weasley- : is standing over there therfore not being puked on

[18:50:21] Astoria Greengrass : Okay.

[18:50:26] Astoria Greengrass : Ron. Get up here.

[18:50:34] -Ron Weasley- : SEV WLK HER

[18:50:37] Ginny Weasley : The flowers are Tulips, and forget-me-nots and hibiscus

[18:50:44] Ginny Weasley : Sev is a girl

[18:50:51] -Ron Weasley- : Stori im already here

[18:50:53] @Remus Lupin : ...

[18:50:55] Hermione Granger-Weasley : BUT SEVERUS IS A GIRL!

[18:50:57] * Bellatrix Lestrange is wearing the Hamburger dress

[18:50:57] Astoria Greengrass : Hokay.

[18:51:03] Severus Snape : I'M A GIRL

[18:51:04] Astoria Greengrass : So who is walking up Hermy?

[18:51:06] * Daphne Greengrass coughs awkwardly

[18:51:18] Ginny Weasley : Remy will you walk her?

[18:51:22] -Ron Weasley- : IN REAL LIFE BUT NOT HERE DEAL WITH IT

[18:51:23] @Remus Lupin : Sure!

[18:51:29] * Hermione Granger-Weasley waves her tralala and changes Bella's dress to the butterfly one in blue

[18:51:29] Lily Evans-Potter has been disconnected the Sat May 22, 2010 6:51 pm (session timeout)

[18:51:35] Severus Snape : Ron: here to, actually

[18:51:39] Severus Snape : too*

[18:51:40] Astoria Greengrass : Hokay.

[18:51:44] Astoria Greengrass : Lets do this

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[18:51:46] Bellatrix Lestrange : NOOO I want my cheeburger

[18:51:46] Severus Snape : Did you read the For New Members?

[18:51:47] * Astoria Greengrass fist pumps

[18:51:50] -Ron Weasley- : Rem= best man/walkerupper...?

[18:51:59] Ginny Weasley : LOL

[18:52:01] @Remus Lupin : I guess...

[18:52:08] Severus Snape : TURN THE CHEESEBURGER GREEN SO ITS MOLDY

[18:52:08] Daphne Greengrass : walkerupper? .....

[18:52:12] Ginny Weasley : Just work with it

[18:52:17] Lily Evans-Potter has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 6:52 pm

[18:52:19] Ginny Weasley : OOOH!

[18:52:23] * Hermione Granger-Weasley takes Remus' arm

[18:52:26] * -Ron Weasley- whispers ~accio cheeseburgers

[18:52:31] * Ginny Weasley puts vasaline on Hermy's eyelids

[18:52:41] Ginny Weasley : Now they'll be shiny in the candlelight!

[18:52:47] Bellatrix Lestrange : Don't I go before the bride?

[18:52:51] * Hermione Granger-Weasley wonders who there is Vaseline on her eyelids

[18:52:54] * Astoria Greengrass stands there awkwardly waiting for Hermy to come up

[18:53:09] Ginny Weasley : Bella get in front of her!

[18:53:16] Bellatrix Lestrange : oook

[18:53:18] * Ginny Weasley is standing up front waiting

[18:53:19] * Parvati Patil charms the piano, so now it starts to play Here Comes the Bride

[18:53:21] * Daphne Greengrass is standing there with the rings, checking her watch

[18:53:22] -Ron Weasley- : colin speed up the music!

[18:53:24] Ginny Weasley : In her dress

[18:53:26] Hermione Granger-Weasley : WHO IS THE FLOWERGIRL?!?

[18:53:36] Severus Snape : MOMMY IS

[18:53:36] Ginny Weasley : Bella

[18:53:38] Hermione Granger-Weasley : The order is flower girl. Me. Bridesmaids.

[18:53:39] Parvati Patil : Bella is the flowergirl

[18:53:42] * Bellatrix Lestrange walks in front of Hermy. In her cheeburger dress

[18:53:51] Ginny Weasley : BUTTERFLY!

[18:53:54] Bellatrix Lestrange : i feel pretty. oh so pretty...

[18:54:04] * Colin Creevey flicks his tralala at the piano, speeding up the music

[18:54:08] Astoria Greengrass : alarmingly... charming

[18:54:12] -Ron Weasley- : ugh skip be happy throw flowers go!

[18:54:15] * Hermione Granger-Weasley changes Bella's dress back and disarms her

[18:54:17] Ginny Weasley : You know what its an Unrelated Wedding

[18:54:27] Ginny Weasley : Lets just do this

[18:54:37] Bellatrix Lestrange : twss

[18:54:51] Ginny Weasley : Errr No deuling please

[18:54:53] -Ron Weasley- : MINISTER BEGIN TALK EVERYONE SHUT IT

[18:55:10] * Severus Snape thinks you can just turn the cheeseburger dress blue/green even though it'll look moldy

[18:55:16] Astoria Greengrass : Im not going to start till Hermy is up here...

[18:55:21] Hermione Granger-Weasley : My theory: she no longer has a tralala

[18:55:23] Ginny Weasley : Ron whisper that she looks beautiful

[18:55:27] -Ron Weasley- : @everyone EXPELLIARMUS. * throws tralala into some random bush

[18:55:37] Daphne Greengrass : WTF

[18:55:41] * Remus Lupin is disarmed

[18:55:41] Daphne Greengrass : hell no.

[18:55:47] @Lily Evans-Potter : Hey! Rose is in there! No magic!

[18:55:53] -Ron Weasley- : She reads my thoughts half the time why does it matter

[18:56:04] Ginny Weasley : Rose is in the bush?

[18:56:10] * Colin Creevey casted protego and therefore kept his tralala

[18:56:19] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Can we...start?

[18:56:21] -Ron Weasley- : Someone take of rose.

[18:56:22] * Astoria Greengrass needs her tralala

[18:56:24] Colin Creevey : I need my tralala to help with the photography!

[18:56:27] Parvati Patil : Just get on with the wedding.

[18:56:30] Ginny Weasley : @Ron Sometimes you have to verbally recognize it

[18:56:36] Ginny Weasley : This is one of those times

[18:56:37] Astoria Greengrass : I THINK WE SHOULD DO THIS UNBREAKABLE VOW - WAY

[18:56:54] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Accio wands.

[18:56:54] * Colin Creevey flicks his tralala at the piano to change it from the light intro music to the "bride marching down" music

[18:56:54] Astoria Greengrass : SO I NEED MY tralala

[18:57:03] * Astoria Greengrass takes her tralala

[18:57:06] Astoria Greengrass : HOKAY

[18:57:08] * Severus Snape watches

[18:57:10] Astoria Greengrass : Lets start this

[18:57:10] @Remus Lupin : I NEED MY tralala, DAMNIT!!!

[18:57:16] Bellatrix Lestrange : HOkay

[18:57:16] * Hermione Granger-Weasley gives everyone back their wands. Bella, no dress changing.

[18:57:16] * Ginny Weasley whips out baritone and starts playing

[18:57:25] -Ron Weasley- : NO MAGIC AROUND THE BABY HERMY!!!!

[18:57:25] Ginny Weasley : *wedding music

[18:57:26] Bellatrix Lestrange : Remus wants his tralala

[18:57:31] * Daphne Greengrass takes her tralala and sticks it in her hair, like a chopstick

[18:57:41] Astoria Greengrass : OKAY

[18:57:50] Astoria Greengrass : FLOWERGIRL, CAN WE DO THIS?

[18:57:53] Astoria Greengrass : PLEAS?

[18:58:02] * Daphne Greengrass yawns

[18:58:15] * Remus Lupin takes back his tralala and sticks it back in his tralala holder

[18:58:15] Hermione Granger-Weasley : This. Is.

[18:58:16] * Angelina Johnson puts her tralala in her Burbury bag and cries silently at the wedding.

[18:58:18] -Ron Weasley- : bella go before i float you over here

[18:58:20] @Remus Lupin : SPARTA

[18:58:21] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Madness.

[18:58:33] Severus Snape : Sparta.*

[18:58:33] Ginny Weasley : THIS IS UNREALTED WIZARDS!

[18:58:33] Astoria Greengrass : HURRY UP!

[18:58:47] Daphne Greengrass : THIS! IS! SURPSIRSE BUTTSECKS!

[18:58:50] Daphne Greengrass : sorry, ahem.

[18:58:54] Severus Snape : ...

[18:59:01] * -Ron Weasley- begins playing mad world

[18:59:03] * Ginny Weasley sits down next to Angie

[18:59:06] * Bellatrix Lestrange skips down the aisle, throwing flowers

[18:59:15] * Remus Lupin doesn't know where to go...

[18:59:19] Angelina Johnson : **burberry*

[18:59:25] * -Ron Weasley- softly in the background

[18:59:34] * Hermione Granger-Weasley slowly walks in behind Bella

[18:59:37] Ginny Weasley : ..................................................................................

[18:59:46] Ginny Weasley : OH YEAH!

[18:59:46] * Severus Snape ssits down next to Ginny and Angie

[18:59:57] * Ginny Weasley gets up and walks behind Hermy

[19:00:04] -Ron Weasley- : whispers to himself "finally"

[19:00:08] Ginny Weasley : Wait....we have no groomsmen

[19:00:15] Ginny Weasley : SOLUTION!

[19:00:16] Severus Snape : COLIN

[19:00:18] * Parvati Patil sits next to Angie and Sevy

[19:00:20] * Hermione Granger-Weasley smiles

[19:00:22] * Ginny Weasley conjurs Zrfeon

[19:00:27] Astoria Greengrass : HOKAY

[19:00:29] Severus Snape : ZEFRON!

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[19:00:31] Ginny Weasley : HE SHALL BE A GROOMSMAN

[19:00:40] * Ginny Weasley takes Zefron's arm

[19:00:50] @Remus Lupin : WHERE DO I GO???

[19:00:52] * Ginny Weasley walks behind Hermy and Remy

[19:00:54] -Ron Weasley- : i am not standing near zefron

[19:01:06] Ginny Weasley : @Remy Walk her up then stand next to Ron

[19:01:06] Astoria Greengrass : Hermione jane Granger, please take Ronald Billius Weasley's hand

[19:01:09] Angelina Johnson : Can we do this please?

[19:01:11] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Remus lead me up there then stand by Ron.

[19:01:15] Ginny Weasley : Between Ron and Zefron

[19:01:21] Angelina Johnson : Grromsmen don't matter. Only Hermione and Ron matter right now.

[19:01:23] -Cedric Diggory- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:01 pm

[19:01:34] Ginny Weasley : CEDRIC!

[19:01:40] Ginny Weasley : BE A GROOMSMAN

[19:01:40] Hermione Granger-Weasley : *Jean

[19:01:47] -Cedric Diggory- : UH

[19:01:48] Parvati Patil : Omg, not the best time.

[19:01:50] * Ginny Weasley dresses Cedric, shuns Zefron

[19:01:50] Astoria Greengrass : ..I thought it was jane?

[19:01:52] -Ron Weasley- : whispers wingardium leviosa * is floating rem slightly above ground where hes supposed to go

[19:01:54] Astoria Greengrass : Huh okay. Jean.

[19:02:00] Ginny Weasley : its both actaully

[19:02:04] Astoria Greengrass : RON STOP DOING FUKCING MAIGC

[19:02:10] * Severus Snape brings Zefron to sit down

[19:02:10] * Remus Lupin wants to know WHERE HE IS

[19:02:13] Astoria Greengrass : TAKE EACHOTHERS HANDS

[19:02:22] Daphne Greengrass : Get married already.

[19:02:22] Parvati Patil : Rem: YOU ARE NEXT TO HERMY

[19:02:33] Ginny Weasley : J.K. switched halfway through the series

[19:02:38] Astoria Greengrass : TAKE EACHOTHERS HANDS

[19:02:44] * Hermione Granger-Weasley holds Ron's hands

[19:02:48] @Remus Lupin : Pavarti: THANK YOU

[19:02:55] Astoria Greengrass : Just one hand. Acutally, his forearm please.

[19:03:04] * Ginny Weasley is up front

[19:03:05] * -Ron Weasley- looks into hermy's eyes

[19:03:10] * Daphne Greengrass giggles under her breath

[19:03:15] -Cedric Diggory- : Is it that complicated?

[19:03:16] Lily Luna Potter has been disconnected the Sat May 22, 2010 7:03 pm (session timeout)

[19:03:18] * Hermione Granger-Weasley does as she's told.

[19:03:31] * Astoria Greengrass takes out her hand and puts it on their entiwned hands

[19:03:36] Astoria Greengrass : **wand

[19:03:38] Astoria Greengrass : Oops

[19:04:09] * Severus Snape watches closley

[19:04:13] * Remus Lupin watches

[19:04:19] * Hermione Granger-Weasley pops her wrists

[19:04:24] * Ginny Weasley watches wipes away tears

[19:04:25] Astoria Greengrass : Ronald Billius Weasley, do you swear to love Hermione Granger for the rest of your life?

[19:04:26] -Ron Weasley- : Stori please just start talking religiously

[19:04:31] Angelina Johnson : Gotta go. Like now. CONGRATS Hermione and Ron. Iloveyouall,goodbye. Live long and prosper. or something.

[19:04:33] Ginny Weasley : *and death

[19:04:35] Angelina Johnson is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:04 pm

[19:04:40] Ginny Weasley : She's dead

[19:05:03] * Hermione Granger-Weasley glares at Ginny

[19:05:05] Ginny Weasley : ..............Wait is this legal?

[19:05:09] @Remus Lupin : Live long and prosper. *Spock hand sign*

[19:05:11] Astoria Greengrass : YES

[19:05:17] Ginny Weasley : Ok

[19:05:17] * -Ron Weasley- waiting

[19:05:19] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Ron, it's an unbreakable vow, if I'm correct.

[19:05:21] Ginny Weasley : Go on

[19:05:26] Astoria Greengrass : RON, GAWD. JUST ANSWER

[19:05:35] Astoria Greengrass : Ronald Billius Weasley, do you swear to love Hermione Granger for the rest of your life?

[19:05:51] -Ron Weasley- : i do.

[19:05:56] Ginny Weasley : AWWWW

[19:06:03] * Severus Snape feels the tears coming

[19:06:06] * Ginny Weasley does silent happy dance

[19:06:08] Astoria Greengrass : Hermione Jean Granger, do you swear to love Ronald Weasley for the rest of your life?

[19:06:20] * Ginny Weasley tenses

[19:06:27] Hermione Granger-Weasley : I do.

[19:06:32] Ginny Weasley : AWWW!

[19:06:34] * Severus Snape cries

[19:06:39] Severus Snape : AWWWWWWWWWWW

[19:06:42] -Cedric Diggory- : Aww, they're all grown up and stuff. :'D

[19:06:43] Severus Snape : !!!!!!!!

[19:06:43] * Astoria Greengrass put sher tralala down and watches as their hands glow

[19:06:47] Ginny Weasley : MAKE OUT!

[19:06:49] * Remus Lupin is going to kill Sirius for not being here...

[19:06:52] * Parvati Patil starts to tear up at this adorable moment

[19:06:54] * Bellatrix Lestrange throws more flowers

[19:06:55] Severus Snape : (tears of happiness)

[19:07:14] * Ginny Weasley happy dances through the tears

[19:07:25] Parvati Patil : AWWWWWE

[19:07:39] * -Ron Weasley- points out stori hasnt said kissed the bride

[19:07:40] -Cedric Diggory- : WAIT. WHY IS THIS NOT A JEWISH WEDDING.

[19:07:43] -Cedric Diggory- : >

[19:07:49] -Cedric Diggory- : uh

[19:07:50] Ginny Weasley : @Stori And?

[19:07:51] Bellatrix Lestrange :

Guest

[19:11:37] Ginny Weasley : TO BOUNCYWARTS!

[19:11:38] * Severus Snape dances

[19:11:40] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Astoria, the bride and Groom have the first Dane. L

[19:11:42] Daphne Greengrass : No fun Ron...

[19:11:44] * -Cedric Diggory- agrees with ron

[19:11:47] Severus Snape : ITS 11:11!

[19:11:48] Parvati Patil : EVERYONE APPARATE TO BOUNCYHOGWARTS

[19:11:48] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Dance.

[19:11:50] Astoria Greengrass : Im not dacnigng with anyone

[19:11:54] Astoria Greengrass : it doenst count

[19:11:59] -Ron Weasley- : ACCIO MAD WORLD BY GARY JULES

[19:11:59] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ced: uh, no, sorry

[19:12:03] * Remus Lupin apparates to Bouncywarts

[19:12:16] Colin Creevey : ACCIO GUITAR!

[19:12:17] * Ginny Weasley plays it on record player and bounces in place

[19:12:17] -Cedric Diggory- : Lily: You're no fun. : (

[19:12:18] @Remus Lupin : ACCIO GUITAR

[19:12:24] Ginny Weasley : NOW DACNE!

[19:12:27] Parvati Patil : OHNO WE MISSED 11:11 !

[19:12:33] Severus Snape : Hey Drago, you don't gotta do this

[19:12:33] * Hermione Granger-Weasley takes Ron's hand and apparates to bouncywarts

[19:12:34] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ced: It's not a Jewish wedding! We're not doing the hora!

[19:12:39] * -Ron Weasley- wouldnt mind going to bouncywarts

[19:12:43] Severus Snape : dragon*

[19:12:48] -Cedric Diggory- : ...fine.

[19:12:51] * Astoria Greengrass dances down the aisle

[19:12:59] * Ginny Weasley misses Harry

[19:13:04] * Daphne Greengrass turns on a strobe light

[19:13:09] -Ron Weasley- : Jullian will just shut up?

[19:13:13] * Parvati Patil apparates to Bouncywarts, but can't stay long.

[19:13:14] * Ginny Weasley goes back to house and gets Wendsday

[19:13:23] * Colin Creevey brings out the IML

[19:13:26] Astoria Greengrass : ERRYBODY TAKE IT OFF

[19:13:31] * Ginny Weasley apparates back

[19:13:36] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Everyone get off the dance floor.

[19:13:37] -Cedric Diggory- : Julian will shut up.

[19:13:46] Astoria Greengrass : IM NOT ON THE DANCE FLOOR DUDE

[19:13:52] Parvati Patil : YAYY IML

[19:13:52] Astoria Greengrass : I HAVENT APPARATED TO BOUNCYWARTS

[19:13:54] -Cedric Diggory- : SHH EVERYONE LET THEM FRICKIN DANCE

[19:14:02] Colin Creevey : OH SHI--

[19:14:05] * -Ron Weasley- turns on mad world.

[19:14:08] * Colin Creevey hides the IML

[19:14:09] * Daphne Greengrass hasnt even apparetd

[19:14:13] * Severus Snape plays Evacuate the Dance Floor.

[19:14:18] * Astoria Greengrass square dance ith her sister

[19:14:22] Severus Snape : Now everyone can get off!

[19:14:24] Astoria Greengrass : **with

[19:14:28] Parvati Patil : Ahahaha Sevv

[19:14:29] * Remus Lupin helps hide the IML

[19:14:29] * Daphne Greengrass [ ] dantzes

[19:14:35] Colin Creevey : "get off"

[19:14:41] Seamus Finnigan has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:14 pm

[19:14:42] * -Cedric Diggory- just realized that I used my rl name. Whoops.

[19:14:48] Bellatrix Lestrange : lawlz i get it. SQUARE dances

[19:14:49] * Hermione Granger-Weasley takes Ron's hand and puts the other on his shoulder.

[19:14:54] Daphne Greengrass : Finny.

[19:14:57] James Potter has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:14 pm

[19:14:58] @Remus Lupin : FINNIGAN IS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS

[19:14:58] -Ron Weasley- : lily boot everyone whos dancing please

[19:15:02] -Cedric Diggory- : Seamus, you missed the vows.

[19:15:04] Hermione Granger-Weasley : I need your hand. Right here. On my waist.

[19:15:08] Severus Snape : lawlz

[19:15:09] @Remus Lupin : PRONGS HELP

[19:15:11] Bellatrix Lestrange : Hey Jamed

[19:15:18] Severus Snape : GIMME BACK MY LUCKY CHARMS

[19:15:19] Parvati Patil : JAMES! and SEAM!

[19:15:20] @James Potter : WHATS THE MATTER REMUS?

[19:15:22] @James Potter : Hi Bellatriz

[19:15:25] @Remus Lupin : PRONGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[19:15:27] @James Potter : Hi Parvati

[19:15:28] * -Ron Weasley- hand to waist.

[19:15:31] Astoria Greengrass : Aloe Jamers

[19:15:32] @James Potter : MOONYYYYYYYYYY

[19:15:35] Bellatrix Lestrange : Seeeeeeaaaaaaaamuuusss

[19:15:36] * Daphne Greengrass is booooored

[19:15:38] @James Potter : Allo Stori

[19:15:38] -Cedric Diggory- : Jamesss

[19:15:44] @Remus Lupin : WE NEED TO MAKE THIS PARTY AMPED MARAUDER-STYLE

[19:15:47] @James Potter : Cedricc

[19:15:51] Daphne Greengrass : WOOPP

[19:15:51] * -Ron Weasley- has to do this.

[19:15:53] * Parvati Patil has to go...

[19:15:54] @James Potter : REMUS: HELL TO THE YES

[19:15:58] Astoria Greengrass : bye bye

[19:16:01] @James Potter : Where's Lily?

[19:16:03] * Ginny Weasley has lost control of the wedding

[19:16:05] * Hermione Granger-Weasley wishes everyone would shut up and let them dance.

[19:16:08] * Ginny Weasley gives up

[19:16:09] Parvati Patil : CANGRATS HERMIONE & RON! LOVE YOU ALL, byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[19:16:17] Ginny Weasley : I tried hermy, sorry

[19:16:18] @James Potter : Bye Parvati

[19:16:21] Bellatrix Lestrange : Bye Pervy!

[19:16:22] Severus Snape : BYE!

[19:16:29] @Lily Evans-Potter : Hi James

[19:16:33] * James Potter is silent so Ron and Hermione can dance

[19:16:37] Astoria Greengrass : JUST DANCE

[19:16:38] -Ron Weasley- : turns off the music.I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP I SAY YOU DIP I DIP WE DIP. I PUT MY HAND UP ON YOUR HIP I SAY U DIIP I DIP WE DIP!

[19:16:39] -Cedric Diggory- : LET THEM DANCE DANGIT

[19:16:41] @James Potter : shhhhh let them dance

[19:16:43] Severus Snape : You have 2 chances to catch 11/11/11 11:11:11

[19:16:45] -Cedric Diggory- : Bye parv!~

[19:17:07] * Hermione Granger-Weasley dips like she did at the TS

[19:17:08] * Remus Lupin fiddles with his tralala

[19:17:33] -Ron Weasley- : snape four. Because theres 1:11

[19:17:33] * Daphne Greengrass is bored.

[19:17:36] * Remus Lupin slaps James upside the head for not saying hi to his wife

[19:17:43] @James Potter : HI LILY

[19:17:53] @James Potter : Jeez Remus, I just did, my computer lags

[19:17:54] @Lily Evans-Potter : Hello James

[19:17:56] -Cedric Diggory- : Ron: But that's cheating.

[19:17:57] @Remus Lupin : That's better.

[19:18:03] Daphne Greengrass : 1:11 =/= 11:11

[19:18:04] @James Potter : So it just showed up

[19:18:06] @Remus Lupin : James: Sorry.....

[19:18:09] * James Potter grumbles

[19:18:11] * -Ron Weasley- is gonna transform temporarily.

[19:18:14] * Hermione Granger-Weasley giggles and turns Mad world back on. Takes hand. Puts oter on shoulder.

[19:18:18] @James Potter : Tis okay Rem

[19:18:44] Seamus Finnigan : hi

[19:18:59] @James Potter : hi seamus

[19:19:16] Seamus Finnigan : hi

[19:19:24] -Zefron- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:19 pm

[19:19:25] -Zefron- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:19 pm

[19:19:30] Bellatrix Lestrange : ZEFRON?!

[19:19:35] Bellatrix Lestrange : SINCE WHEN?!

[19:19:38] @Lily Evans-Potter : ZEFRON!?!?!

[19:19:40] Daphne Greengrass : ZEFRON

[19:19:40] @Lily Evans-Potter : NO WAY.

[19:19:45] Astoria Greengrass : WTF>

[19:19:47] @Remus Lupin : ZEFRONNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn

[19:19:50] Colin Creevey : HOLY CRAP ZEFRON

[19:19:51] * -Zefron- is ron weasley

[19:19:52] Bellatrix Lestrange : OMR OMR OMR ZEFROOOOONNNN

[19:19:52] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ron.

[19:19:53] * Daphne Greengrass realizes

[19:19:54] -Cedric Diggory- : VKJDFSAD WUT

[19:19:56] Daphne Greengrass : wow.

[19:19:58] @James Potter : ZEFRON/

[19:19:59] Bellatrix Lestrange : ...OH...

[19:20:01] @James Potter : WHAT THE FUCK

[19:20:05] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Ronald. Change back and finish our first dance!

[19:20:07] @Remus Lupin : WTF

[19:20:09] @James Potter : that's not even funny.

[19:20:10] Ginny Weasley : WHOA!

[19:20:16] Daphne Greengrass : it isn't.

[19:20:17] Colin Creevey : RON, YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!!!! BE FREAKING YOU ON YOUR WEDDING NIGHT!!!!!!

[19:20:17] Ginny Weasley : Ooooh

[19:20:19] * James Potter facepalms

[19:20:21] * Remus Lupin facepalms

[19:20:23] @Lily Evans-Potter : ...You left to be Zefron on your Wedding Night?!

[19:20:24] Astoria Greengrass : RON, YOU JUST CANT TURN INTO EFRON ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

[19:20:27] * Colin Creevey slaps Ron across the face

[19:20:27] -Zefron- : is still dancing

[19:20:28] * Lily Evans-Potter facpalms

[19:20:31] -Cedric Diggory- : WHAATT

[19:20:34] Severus Snape : ZEFRON!

[19:20:34] * Astoria Greengrass facepalms

[19:20:35] -Cedric Diggory- : NONONO

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[19:20:39] @Lily Evans-Potter : *faceplams

[19:20:43] @Lily Evans-Potter : *FACEPALMS

[19:20:45] * Daphne Greengrass is giving ron a WTF look

[19:20:54] * -Cedric Diggory- is facepalm

[19:21:12] @James Potter : Throw him out or something, that's totally rude to Hermione

[19:21:22] @Lily Evans-Potter : I know, right?

[19:21:24] * Hermione Granger-Weasley slinks to the floor letting her dress billow out around her, abandoned on the Dance floor by her husban of less than an hour.

[19:21:24] Neil Patrick Harris is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:21 pm

[19:21:25] -Cedric Diggory- : Haha, James

[19:21:27] Neil Patrick Harris has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:21 pm

[19:21:29] Ginny Weasley : Look guys

[19:21:31] @Neil Patrick Harris :

[19:21:33] Megan Fox is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:21 pm

[19:21:33] Daphne Greengrass : NPH!

[19:21:34] @Lily Evans-Potter : Jamie, you're an admin of the chat. *you* do it.

[19:21:35] Megan Fox has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:21 pm

[19:21:37] @Lily Evans-Potter : Remus you didn't.

[19:21:39] -Zefron- : U cant throw out the groom just saying.

[19:21:40] Colin Creevey : OMG NPH!!!!

[19:21:42] Megan Fox : Haay guys

[19:21:45] @James Potter : I don't know how

[19:21:47] @Neil Patrick Harris : Lily: I did.

[19:21:48] Colin Creevey : MEGAN FOX!

[19:21:51] Ginny Weasley : ........................

[19:21:54] -Cedric Diggory- : NPH? Megan Fox? WUT?

[19:21:54] Bellatrix Lestrange : ...ew. megan fox

[19:21:57] * Ginny Weasley sighs

[19:21:57] Severus Snape : WTF?! MEGAN FOX??

[19:21:59] @James Potter : STOP

[19:22:03] @James Potter : THIS IS RIDICULOUS

[19:22:06] @James Potter : WHAT THE HELL

[19:22:11] * Neil Patrick Harris is a sex god

[19:22:12] * Lily Evans-Potter coughs Megan Fox Is Fake

[19:22:14] Ginny Weasley : Hermy, why not?

[19:22:15] * -Zefron- has started a trend

[19:22:19] * -Cedric Diggory- is gonna leave soon.

[19:22:23] Megan Fox : I AM NOT A FAKE!!

[19:22:24] * James Potter facepalms again

[19:22:29] Megan Fox : EXCUSE ME!

[19:22:31] * Hermione Granger-Weasley teardrop

[19:22:37] -Zefron- : K BYE CEDRIC.

[19:22:39] -Cedric Diggory- : STORI.

[19:22:42] Ginny Weasley : Awww come on

[19:22:45] * Seamus Finnigan is gonna talk in third person

[19:22:46] @Neil Patrick Harris : GAZE AT MY GLORY

[19:22:47] -Zefron- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:22 pm

[19:22:48] -Cedric Diggory- : NO.

[19:22:49] @Lily Evans-Potter : MEgan Fox: Oh, honey, yes you are

[19:22:50] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:22 pm

[19:22:51] * Ginny Weasley takes hermy by the shoulder

[19:22:51] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:22 pm

[19:22:51] Bellatrix Lestrange : Bye (3dr!(

[19:22:55] Mrs. Lovett is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:22 pm

[19:22:56] Mrs. Lovett has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:22 pm

[19:22:57] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber : heeey guys

[19:23:00] Ginny Weasley : Married the man today

[19:23:01] -Cedric Diggory- : Ok, i'm leaving.

[19:23:03] Seamus Finnigan : BAD BAD BAD

[19:23:03] @James Potter : OH MY GOD

[19:23:04] Mrs. Lovett : I have a pie shop

[19:23:09] Ginny Weasley : Trouble though he may be

[19:23:10] -Cedric Diggory- : Haha, ginny

[19:23:12] -Ron Weasley- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:23 pm

[19:23:12] @Lily Evans-Potter : amg, Justine! Have you reached puberty yet?

[19:23:19] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber : You guys wanna see my vagina?

[19:23:20] Ginny Weasley : Musch as he like to play

[19:23:21] -Cedric Diggory- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:23 pm

[19:23:21] * Hermione Granger-Weasley knew it was too good to be true.

[19:23:24] Mrs. Lovett : Mr. Tosdd is sexy

[19:23:28] Gregory House is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:23 pm

[19:23:29] Gregory House has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:23 pm

[19:23:29] Gregory House is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:23 pm

[19:23:29] Mrs. Lovett : **Todd

[19:23:31] Ginny Weasley : Much as he likes to play

[19:23:31] Gregory House has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:23 pm

[19:23:40] * She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber is FAAAAABULOUSSSS

[19:23:41] Seamus Finnigan : Pubertys gonna hit you like a train justine

[19:23:42] Ginny Weasley : Crazy and wild and free

[19:23:52] Ginny Weasley : Married the man today!

[19:23:53] * Gregory House is better than you

[19:23:54] * Lily Evans-Potter sighs and sits on the couch, watching on amusedly

[19:23:54] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber : It will nawt!

[19:23:56] -Ron Weasley- : hermione!!*begins dancing

[19:24:04] Sweeney Todd is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:24 pm

[19:24:04] Ginny Weasley : Rather than sigh and sorrow!

[19:24:05] Sweeney Todd has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:24 pm

[19:24:06] * James Potter sighs

[19:24:08] Mrs. Lovett : THESE ARE PROBABLY TYHE WORST PIES IN LONDON!

[19:24:10] @James Potter : I dislike this

[19:24:16] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber : HEY SWEEENEY GIMME A SHAVE

[19:24:19] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber : PLEASE

[19:24:22] @Gregory House : James: Awwwwwwwww

[19:24:23] Ginny Weasley : Married the man today and change his ways, tonight

[19:24:26] Mrs. Lovett : MR TODD!

[19:24:27] Sweeney Todd : Mrs. Lovett!

[19:24:32] * Hermione Granger-Weasley looks up with tears rolling down her cheeks

[19:24:35] Mrs. Lovett : Its good to see you!

[19:24:35] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ginny:

[19:24:37] -Cedric Diggory- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:24 pm

[19:24:38] Ginny Weasley : That's right, honeymoon time

[19:24:45] -Cedric Diggory- : Are they gone?

[19:24:46] * -Ron Weasley- kisses hermy

[19:24:47] @James Potter : Sorry House/Remus

[19:24:51] Ginny Weasley : The wedding great and all

[19:24:53] Severus Snape : ...

[19:24:54] * Sweeney Todd shaves She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing and Kills him

[19:24:55] Remus Lupin is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:24 pm

[19:24:56] Remus Lupin has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:24 pm

[19:24:59] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber : okayy, got to go guys!

[19:25:03] Ginny Weasley : But they say the night after's what counts

[19:25:04] Severus Snape is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:25:05] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber : byeee. xoxo

[19:25:08] She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Bieber is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:25:09] Astoria Greengrass is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:25:10] Astoria Greengrass has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:25:10] @James Potter : Bye?

[19:25:12] @Remus Lupin : James: No, you're right...

[19:25:23] Daphne Greengrass has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:25:34] * Hermione Granger-Weasley tenses in surprise, then relaxes and kisses Ron back

[19:25:35] @James Potter : Remus: It was sort of funny at first, but then it just pissed me off

[19:25:36] Seamus Finnigan : Sparkle was killed on Dateline

[19:25:48] @Remus Lupin : James: Yeah I see what you mean...

[19:25:55] Colin Creevey is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:25:56] Colin Creevey has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:25 pm

[19:26:01] * -Ron Weasley- smiles at hermy!

[19:26:05] @James Potter : Remus: I mean, normally it's no big deal

[19:26:13] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Please clear the chat

[19:26:26] @James Potter : Hermy: Why?

[19:26:28] Ginny Weasley : NO NO CLEAR!

[19:26:32] Ginny Weasley : NOT YET![19:26:34] BeIIatrix Lestrange has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:26 pm

[19:26:45] * Hermione Granger-Weasley smiles at Ron

[19:26:49] -Cedric Diggory- : She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-And-Cannot-Sing Beiber has infeced it. Pretty soon we'll all be trisexual.

[19:26:57] -Cedric Diggory- : *infected.

[19:27:05] @James Potter : Cedric:

[19:27:12] Daphne Greengrass :

[19:27:12] Bellatrix Lestrange : SHIZZNIT I GOTS TO GO

[19:27:15] -Cedric Diggory- : Exactly.

[19:27:17] @James Potter : Bye Bellatriz

[19:27:17] -Ron Weasley- : Shut up and leave

[19:27:17] Astoria Greengrass : bye bye Bellers!

[19:27:19] Bellatrix Lestrange : I'll try to be on later

[19:27:45] Messages cleared by Lily Evans-Potter

[19:27:50] Bellatrix Lestrange : SEX

[19:27:51] BeIIatrix Lestrange : Why was I blue?

[19:27:53] * Astoria Greengrass is so confused

[19:27:54] Bellatrix Lestrange : WHOA

[19:27:55] Ginny Weasley : Ok, we're good

[19:27:55] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Thank you

[19:27:57] BeIIatrix Lestrange : SEX

[19:28:00] BeIIatrix Lestrange : WHOA

[19:28:01] Astoria Greengrass : SEX

[19:28:03] @James Potter : Someone else is you

[19:28:06] * Daphne Greengrass laughs

[19:28:06] Ginny Weasley : ...........?????????

[19:28:09] BeIIatrix Lestrange : I KNOW A SECRET

[19:28:11] BeIIatrix Lestrange is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:11] * Remus Lupin dies laughing

[19:28:13] * Hermione Granger-Weasley takes one of Ron's hands. Puts the other on his shoulder.

[19:28:15] Bellatrix Lestrange : ohemgee...

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[19:28:19] * Ginny Weasley craxks up

[19:28:24] Severus Snape has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:24] Bellatrix Lestrange : who was that?

[19:28:25] Hermione Granger-Weasley : I need your hand. Right here. On my waist.

[19:28:26] @James Potter : WHAT THE HELL? hahaha

[19:28:27] Bellatrix Lestrange : SNAPE

[19:28:28] BeIlatrix Lestrange is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:28] BeIlatrix Lestrange has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:28] Ginny Weasley : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[19:28:32] @James Potter : SNAPE

[19:28:33] Seamus Finnigan : some one changed their name too Bellatrix's

[19:28:41] Severus Snape : I'm going to grow up to be just like you mommy!

[19:28:42] BeIlatrix Lestrange : SNAPE

[19:28:42] Severus Snape : lawlz

[19:28:49] Bellattix Lestrange is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:49] Bellattix Lestrange has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:49] Bellattix Lestrange is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:51] Severus Snape : HAHAHAWHOA MOMMYS PIK NOW

[19:28:51] * -Cedric Diggory- is watching Hermy an Ron dance.

[19:28:52] Bellattix Lestrange has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:28 pm

[19:28:55] * Ginny Weasley high fives Sevy

[19:28:58] * -Ron Weasley- hand to waist.....again. hold on hermy. in the sweetest voice

[19:28:58] Bellatrix Lestrange : STAWP IT!!!!!!! You're conf00zing meeeeeeee

[19:29:05] BeIlatrix Lestrange : STAWP IT!!!!!!!

[19:29:08] Bellattrix Lestrange is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:29 pm

[19:29:09] Bellattrix Lestrange has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:29 pm

[19:29:09] * Severus Snape highfives Ginny

[19:29:10] Severus Snape is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:29 pm

[19:29:14] Ginny Weasley : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[19:29:20] * James Potter is leaving

[19:29:22] -Ron Weasley- : SHUT THE FUCK UP

[19:29:24] Ginny WeasIy has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:29 pm

[19:29:25] Ginny Weasley : Awww Hermy and Ron look cute

[19:29:28] @Lily Evans-Potter : James, don't go

[19:29:30] Ginny WeasIy : DARNIT TYPO

[19:29:30] -Cedric Diggory- : Oh my lord.

[19:29:30] Ginny Weasley : WHAT!

[19:29:31] Ginny WeasIy is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:29 pm

[19:29:33] Bellatrix Lestrange : OK I fo realz gotta go

[19:29:38] * Daphne Greengrass shuts the fuck up

[19:29:42] @James Potter : Lily: It's bothering me.

[19:29:44] Cheese has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:29 pm

[19:29:47] Ginny Weasley : Hahah spell fail

[19:29:49] Bellatrix Lestrange : Congratz Hermy and Rawnny

[19:29:50] Cheese : SOOO MUCH FUN

[19:29:50] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Everyone needs to SHUT UP AND LET US DANCE IN TE QUIET

[19:29:52] @Lily Evans-Potter : James: There's nothing I can do, they're being asshats

[19:29:56] -Cedric Diggory- : SERIOUSLY.

[19:29:57] @ Bellattrix Lestrange : !n$3$T

[19:29:58] -Ron Weasley- : Cedric: its oh my rowling

[19:30:02] @James Potter : Lily: I know.

[19:30:03] Astoria Greengrass is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:30 pm

[19:30:22] @Lily Evans-Potter : EVERYONE, CHANGE BACK TO YOUR REGULAR PEOPLE

[19:30:24] Bellattrix Lestrange is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:30 pm

[19:30:24] Astoria Greengrass : HAY CHEESE

[19:30:31] Cheese is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:30 pm

[19:30:31] -Cedric Diggory- : OMR JUST CHANGE BACK AND LET RON AND HERMY DANCE

[19:30:34] Hermione Granger-Weasley : EVERYONE. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. RIGHT. NOW.

[19:30:39] Remus Lupin has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:30 pm

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[19:30:45] Messages cleared by Lily Evans-Potter

[19:30:47] @James Potter : brb

[19:30:52] Colin Creevey : I have to go y'all

[19:30:52] Daphne Greengrass : Ok.

[19:30:54] Severus Snape has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:30 pm

[19:30:55] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Now listen.

[19:30:56] Astoria Greengrass : bye bye Colin!

[19:31:01] -Ron Weasley- : LILY REMUS BOOT THEM ALL IF THEY WONT SHUT UP

[19:31:01] * Severus Snape laughs

[19:31:02] * Daphne Greengrass serious'es

[19:31:02] * Remus Lupin shuts up

[19:31:02] Bellatrix Lestrange : SEX

[19:31:06] * -Cedric Diggory- listens

[19:31:08] Colin Creevey : Good luck with your marriage y'all! You guys are cute together

[19:31:10] Parvati Patil has been disconnected the Sat May 22, 2010 7:31 pm (session timeout)

[19:31:11] Severus Snape : Bye Colin!

[19:31:21] Bellatrix Lestrange : Bye (r33vy!

[19:31:24] Colin Creevey is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:31 pm

[19:31:25] Daphne Greengrass : If you guys want quiet... you're not going to find it here. Just saying.

[19:31:36] Bellatrix Lestrange : reeeeeeeeeeeeeemus are you on Skype?

[19:31:45] @Remus Lupin : Ya

[19:31:56] Hermione Granger-Weasley : We have been trying to have our first dance for thirty minutes. And now my makeup is all over my face.

[19:31:57] Bellatrix Lestrange : Why ain't you answerin meh?

[19:32:02] * Ginny Weasley hands the happy couple microphones

[19:32:08] Ginny Weasley : Here, do what you do best

[19:32:17] -Cedric Diggory- : LET. THEM. FUCKIN. DANCE.

[19:32:26] -Ron Weasley- : LOOK YOU GUYS. IF YOU CANT SHUT UP FOR 3 MINUTES FOR ONE DANCE I REALLY FEAR FOR YOU

[19:32:31] * Hermione Granger-Weasley takes a mic from Ginny

[19:32:41] Daphne Greengrass : ...m'kay?

[19:32:42] @Remus Lupin : FEAR MEEEEEEEE

[19:32:50] Daphne Greengrass : HEAR ME ROAR

[19:32:51] Severus Snape : That was funny.

[19:32:56] Severus Snape : I tricked you mommy!

[19:32:59] * Ginny Weasley fearsa REmy

[19:33:02] * -Ron Weasley- takes mic also. smiles widely

[19:33:05] * Hermione Granger-Weasley screams at everyone into the mic instead of singing

[19:33:11] Ginny Weasley : NOW SING!

[19:33:15] Ginny Weasley : .....or that

[19:33:16] * Lily Evans-Potter winces

[19:33:17] Daphne Greengrass : jeezus.

[19:33:18] @Remus Lupin : OWWWWW

[19:33:23] * Remus Lupin shuts up

[19:33:25] Hermione Granger-Weasley : HEY. SHUT UP.

[19:33:31] * Ginny Weasley covers ears

[19:33:41] Daphne Greengrass : WE GO TOGETHERRR LIKE RAMA LAMA LAMA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN

[19:33:41] Ginny Weasley : Not my intention but that works too

[19:33:56] -Ron Weasley- : I GOT ALOT TO SAY TO YOU I GOT ALOT TO SAY. I NOTICE NONE OF YOUGUYS EYES ARE GLUED TO ME SO STFU AND LOOK AT THE STAGE!

[19:34:20] Severus Snape : YES! CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH...wat...

[19:34:22] * Remus Lupin looks away from the stage

[19:34:23] Severus Snape : wait*

[19:34:26] @Lily Evans-Potter : Y'all! show some respect! honestly..

[19:34:27] * Astoria Greengrass looks away fromt he stage

[19:34:28] Bellatrix Lestrange : iight I shall see you all later!

[19:34:31] * Daphne Greengrass looks away from the stage

[19:34:34] Bellatrix Lestrange : b311@+r!X 0u+

[19:34:37] -Ron Weasley- : slaps remus

[19:34:41] * Ginny Weasley HAS been looking at the stage

[19:34:43] Astoria Greengrass : g2g bye bye

[19:34:44] Bellatrix Lestrange is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:34 pm

[19:34:45] Astoria Greengrass is Disconnected on Sat May 22, [19:34:50] @ Lily Evans-Potter : NO VIOLENCE

[19:34:52] * Remus Lupin just got slapped

[19:34:53] @Remus Lupin : OWWWWW

[19:34:56] * Remus Lupin glares

[19:35:02] * Hermione Granger-Weasley cries into Ron's shoulder

[19:35:04] @Lily Evans-Potter : BOYS! BREAK IT UP

[19:35:05] @Remus Lupin : WTF WAS THAT FOR

[19:35:07] * -Ron Weasley- leaves. not trying anymore

[19:35:18] Daphne Greengrass : oh. my. god.

[19:35:25] -Ron Weasley- : bye

[19:35:36] * Ginny Weasley hugs Hermy

[19:35:38] * Hermione Granger-Weasley falls onto the floor, where Ron was

[19:35:56] -Ron Weasley- : Hermy take my hand,

[19:36:16] * Hermione Granger-Weasley takes Ron's hand uncertainly...

[19:36:23] Daphne Greengrass : AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEARRR

[19:36:27] -Ron Weasley- : steps on hermy's feet. hopefully knowing what hes doing to pick her up

[19:36:31] * -Cedric Diggory- feels bad for Ron and Hermy.

Guest

[19:36:38] Ginny Weasley : Are you gonna sing aladdin?

[19:36:42] @Remus Lupin : WHOA

[19:36:47] @Remus Lupin : LIVIN' ON A PRAYER

[19:36:53] @Lily Evans-Potter : OH! LIVING ON A PRAYER

[19:37:04] * Hermione Granger-Weasley is pulled up and wraps her arms around Ron's neck, kissing him intently on the lips

[19:37:06] Daphne Greengrass : I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLDDDD

[19:37:12] * -Ron Weasley- shudders

[19:37:12] Ginny Weasley : TAKE MY HAND WELL MAKE IT OUR SWEAR!

[19:37:14] Daphne Greengrass : SHINING SHIMMERING SPLENDID

[19:37:16] Ginny Weasley : Awww

[19:37:19] @Lily Evans-Potter : SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDED

[19:37:29] Daphne Greengrass : TELL ME, PRINCESS, NOW WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEAR DECIDE?

[19:37:29] * -Ron Weasley- kisses back

[19:37:34] Daphne Greengrass : HEART*

[19:37:49] Daphne Greengrass : I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES, TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER

[19:37:59] Daphne Greengrass : OVER, SIDEWAYS, AND UNDER ON A MAGIC CARPET RIIIDE

[19:38:11] * Daphne Greengrass SWITCHES SONGS

[19:38:18] Daphne Greengrass : MAKE WAYYY FOR PRINCE ALI

[19:38:18] @Lily Evans-Potter : PRINCE ALI. FABULOUS HE. ALI ABABWA

[19:38:19] * Hermione Granger-Weasley conjures a couch from behind her back and pulls away, pushing Ron down onto it

[19:38:35] @Lily Evans-Potter : Hey!

[19:38:40] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ron, Hermione, Not on here!

[19:38:41] Ginny Weasley : And now we've reached the honeymoon

[19:38:42] -Ron Weasley- : @almost everyone STUPEFY!

[19:38:43] Daphne Greengrass : HEY CLEAR THE WAY IN THE OLD BAZAAR

[19:38:48] Ginny Weasley : Ugh

[19:38:51] * Lily Evans-Potter glares at Ron

[19:38:54] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ronald, Nol

[19:38:55] Daphne Greengrass : HEY YOU LET US THROUGH IT'S A BRIGHT NEW STAR

[19:38:55] * Remus Lupin just got stuptified

[19:38:56] @Lily Evans-Potter : *No

[19:38:58] -Cedric Diggory- : Hey, i'm being quiet. Soo.

[19:39:05] * Lily Evans-Potter is NAWT stupefied

[19:39:09] @James Potter : HI

[19:39:11] Daphne Greengrass : OH COME BE THE FIRST ON THE BLOCK TO MEET HIS EYEE

[19:39:16] * Daphne Greengrass isn't stupified neither.

[19:39:17] -Ron Weasley- : Well you guys cant respect us we're not respecting you! *makesout with hermione

[19:39:18] @Lily Evans-Potter : James, Thank God

[19:39:23] Hermione Granger-Weasley : We're not gonna do that here, Lily.

[19:39:26] Ginny Weasley : ............Can you guys do that somewhere else?

[19:39:28] @James Potter : What happened?

[19:39:30] Ginny Weasley : Oh

[19:39:34] @Lily Evans-Potter : Hermione: I trust you

[19:39:46] * -Cedric Diggory- starts a conversation with Daph.

[19:39:53] * -Ron Weasley- isnt trusted. hehe

[19:39:54] Ginny Weasley : When i saw couch....shudders

[19:40:03] Daphne Greengrass : um.

[19:40:11] * Lily Evans-Potter thinks Ced is trying to get Daph to hook up with him

[19:40:15] -Ron Weasley- : ALRIGHT YALL ARE PISSING ME OFF!!!!!!!! TRANSFORM!

[19:40:17] * Remus Lupin thinks Hermione and ronald should show some decorum

[19:40:21] -Cedric Diggory- : Do you like fine cheese?

[19:40:25] * Hermione Granger-Weasley sits down on Ron and continues to makeout with him

[19:40:25] * Daphne Greengrass looks at Sev like O_o

[19:40:33] Daphne Greengrass : ced*

[19:40:35] Ginny Weasley : I like swiss

[19:40:44] -Ron Weasley- : hermy hoold on

[19:40:48] -Ron Weasley- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:40 pm

[19:40:53] * Lily Evans-Potter sighs and thinks back to her wedding.

[19:40:58] Daphne Greengrass : haah.

[19:40:58] Ginny Weasley : Eww to what?

[19:41:09] Daphne Greengrass : so uh, pop the champagne?

[19:41:12] Daphne Greengrass :

[19:41:15] * Remus Lupin would know about broom closets at weddings...

[19:41:17] @James Potter : Oh my gosh.

[19:41:18] -Chuck Norris- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:41 pm

[19:41:24] @James Potter : STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME

[19:41:27] @James Potter : ITS PISSING ME OFF

[19:41:37] Daphne Greengrass : Oh god Ron.

[19:41:40] Astoria Greengrass has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:41 pm

[19:41:49] @Lily Evans-Potter : RONALD! IT'S YOUR FRIGGEN WEDDING. DON'T CHANGE YOUR NAME

[19:41:51] @Remus Lupin : Ron=/=Chuck Norris

[19:41:52] @Lily Evans-Potter : good Lord, child

[19:41:59] -Cedric Diggory- : I have to go y'all. Mazel tov to you both, and may you grow old together.

[19:42:06] -Chuck Norris- : WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! OR SO HELP ME I WILL PULL OUT THE BB GUN. AND THE TEA CUP FROM RIDDICK

[19:42:12] @Lily Evans-Potter : Bye Ced

[19:42:13] Daphne Greengrass : Bye ceddd. *waves drunkily*

[19:42:14] Ginny Weasley : ..................................

[19:42:14] @Lily Evans-Potter : Lila Tov

[19:42:15] Astoria Greengrass : Aloe

[19:42:17] @James Potter : Bye Ced

[19:42:30] * Ginny Weasley hands Chuck her Best Baritone award

[19:42:31] -Cedric Diggory- : Lilah Tov, lily

[19:42:34] @James Potter : seriously Ron, it's not funny at all

[19:42:37] * Lily Evans-Potter sighs and sits on the couch, shoulders shaking with silent laughter

[19:42:39] @James Potter : I can't believe you.

[19:42:39] Ginny Weasley : Here, it should have gone to you

[19:42:47] -Cedric Diggory- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:42 pm

[19:43:01] * Daphne Greengrass is laughing. Not at Chuck Norris. At everything.

[19:43:02] Ginny Weasley :

[19:43:15] Astoria Greengrass : THIS IS MADNESS

[19:43:18] Ginny Weasley : I love this irritating shit

[19:43:19] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ron, by being someone else, you're showing Hermione major disrespect

[19:43:24] @Remus Lupin : THIS IS SPARTA

[19:43:25] * Hermione Granger-Weasley is waiting patiently for her husband to come finish kissing her.

[19:43:30] * Ginny Weasley joins in laughter

[19:43:35] * James Potter high fives Remus

[19:43:42] * Daphne Greengrass conjures up a karaoke machine

[19:43:45] * Remus Lupin high fives James

[19:43:50] Daphne Greengrass : WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOOOVE

[19:43:51] * Remus Lupin also joins the laughter

[19:43:51] Ginny Weasley : THIS IS UNRELATED WIZARDS

[19:44:05] -Cedric Diggory- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:44 pm

[19:44:06] -Chuck Norris- : LOOK LILY YOURE THE ONE SINGING ALADDIN.

[19:44:08] * Lily Evans-Potter will sing Karaoke with Daph

[19:44:11] -Cedric Diggory- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:44 pm

[19:44:13] -Cedric Diggory- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:44 pm

[19:44:14] * James Potter chortles

[19:44:15] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Don't go breaking my heart.

[19:44:25] Daphne Greengrass : I was singing aladdin.

[19:44:26] Ginny Weasley : EVERY WIZARD IN THE HOUSE

[19:44:26] @Lily Evans-Potter : Ron: I'm not the one having a WEDDING AND CHANGING MY NAME TO SOMETHING ELSE

[19:44:29] -Cedric Diggory- : Argh computer. >: (

[19:44:34] Ginny Weasley : THROW YOUR WANDS UP IN THE SKY

[19:44:37] * Astoria Greengrass sighs

[19:44:38] -Cedric Diggory- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:44 pm

[19:44:44] * Lily Evans-Potter glares at Ron. My God, can someone be LESS disrespectful?

[19:44:48] Ginny Weasley : HOLD ON TIGHT BECAUSE TONIGHT YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE GONNA FLY

[19:44:54] Ginny Weasley : WE ARE WIZARDS

[19:44:54] * Daphne Greengrass goes back to the karaoke machine

[19:44:59] Ginny Weasley : WE'VE GOT MAGIC

[19:45:03] Daphne Greengrass : IS THIS THE REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTAST?

[19:45:05] Seamus Finnigan has been disconnected the Sat May 22, 2010 7:45 pm (session timeout)

[19:45:08] Ginny Weasley : FLOWING THROUGH OUR FINGERTIPS

[19:45:09] -Ron Weasley- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:45 pm

[19:45:09] -Ron Weasley- has joined the chat on Sat May 22, 2010 7:45 pm

[19:45:15] Ginny Weasley : WE ARE WIZARDS

[19:45:16] * Hermione Granger-Weasley sits down on non-n00n3r couch.

[19:45:22] Ginny Weasley : YES YOU KNOW IT

[19:45:26] * Astoria Greengrass facepalms at Ron

[19:45:27] -Ron Weasley- : IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT!

[19:45:27] Daphne Greengrass : CAUGHT IN A LAANDSLIDE

[19:45:29] Ginny Weasley : EVERYONE KEEP SINGING IT

[19:45:34] Ginny Weasley : OOOH

[19:45:35] -Ron Weasley- is Disconnected on Sat May 22, 2010 7:45 pm

[19:45:42] Daphne Greengrass : mkay

[19:45:42] Hermione Granger-Weasley : Huh?

[19:45:45] Ginny Weasley : WHERE THERES A WILL THERES A WAY

[19:45:48] @James Potter : What the heck

[19:45:49] Astoria Greengrass : PMS MUCH?

[19:45:50] * Lily Evans-Potter shakes her head

[19:45:55] Daphne Greengrass : Idk! Idc!

[19:46:00] * Astoria Greengrass sighs

[19:46:01] * Remus Lupin facepalms

[19:46:04] Ginny Weasley : AND WHERE THERES A WILL THERES A BRAND NEW DAY

[19:46:06] * Daphne Greengrass continues karaoke singing

[19:46:15] * James Potter sighs

[19:46:18] Ginny Weasley : AND LETS SAY DUMBLEDORE WAS RIGHT ON

[19:46:19] * Astoria Greengrass pats Hermy on the shoulder

[19:46:25] * Lily Evans-Potter is never gonna give you up

[19:46:34] Hermione Granger-Weasley : B-b-but we just got...and im...

[19:46:35] Ginny Weasley : WHEN HE SAID THAT WE MIGHT ALWAYS HAVE TO FIGHT ON

[19:46:40] Astoria Greengrass : Are you guys still Skypeing?

[19:46:41] * Daphne Greengrass is no stranger to loove

[19:46:41] Ginny Weasley : AND LIVE IN THE MOMOENT

[19:46:50] Astoria Greengrass : Hermy. Dont worry. Hell be back.

[19:46:52] @Lily Evans-Potter : Stori: yep

[19:46:54] Ginny Weasley : ARE HEARTS ARE STILL BEATING

Guest

[19:47:07] Ginny Weasley : TAKES YOUR BOOKS OUT AND START READING

[19:47:12] Ginny Weasley : THIS SINT A BUISSNESS

[19:47:13] * Daphne Greengrass breaks out Dr. Horrible's Freeze Ray

[19:47:14] Hermione Granger-Weasley : But...I'm...

[19:47:19] Ginny Weasley : THERES MAGIC IN THIS

[19:47:26] @Remus Lupin : IT"S A BRAND NEW DAY

[19:47:28] * Astoria Greengrass cuts Hermy off

[19:47:30] Astoria Greengrass : Dont even worry.

[19:47:31] @Remus Lupin : AND THE SUN IS HIH

[19:47:32] * Hermione Granger-Weasley reaches for her stomach

[19:47:38] Ginny Weasley : HISTORY IS BEING WRITTEN BEAR WITH THIS

[19:47:38] @Remus Lupin : ALL THE BIRDS ARE SINGING

[19:47:44] @James Potter : Hermy: It'll be okay

[19:47:45] Astoria Greengrass : Are you okay?

[19:47:45] @Remus Lupin : THAT'S YOU'RE GONNA DIE

[19:47:55] Ginny Weasley : WERE KNOCKING DOORS DOWN

[19:48:00] Ginny Weasley : LIKE POTTER WAR KID

[19:48:11] Astoria Greengrass is away : brushing teeth

[19:48:13] Ginny Weasley : ..............that lyric is not right

[19:48:26] Daphne Greengrass : Laundry Day, see you there, under things, tumbling.

[19:48:39] Daphne Greengrass : Wanna say, love your hair, here I go, mumbling

[19:49:06] * Lily Evans-Potter hugs her knees to her chest

[19:49:20] * James Potter puts his arm around Lily

[19:49:24] Severus Snape has been disconnected the Sat May 22, 2010 7:49 pm (session timeout)

[19:49:28] Ginny Weasley : Its ok Adelaide, he really is at the prayer meeting

[19:49:35] * Lily Evans-Potter leans against James, snuggling up to him

[19:49:46] Hermione Granger-Weasley : What about our...HE'S GOING TO DIE IF HE DOESNT COME BACK

[19:49:51] * James Potter grins at Lily

[19:50:20] Daphne Greengrass : Love your hair. What? Erm, I love the.. air, heh.

[19:50:23] Ginny Weasley : He will come back

[19:50:25] * Lily Evans-Potter smiles back at James and laces her fingers through his

[19:50:29] Daphne Greengrass : No one is getting my Dr. horrible references

[19:50:30] Ginny Weasley : He always does

[19:50:40] Ginny Weasley : Its not as if this is the first time

[19:50:43] @Remus Lupin : I AM!!!!

[19:50:46] Daphne Greengrass : except Remus.

[19:50:54] * Remus Lupin Dr. Horrible

[19:51:06] * James Potter grins again

[19:51:08] * Daphne Greengrass Dr. Horrible more

[19:51:21] @Lily Evans-Potter : James: Are we... okay? You were really mad last night...

[19:51:23] Hermione Granger-Weasley : But the other times we hadn't just gotten married! We didn't even ever get to dance...

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Subject: Re: The epic fail wedding Sun May 23, 2010 10:49 pm

lawlz. I remember when I impersonated Bella... good times...

Subject: Re: The epic fail wedding Sun May 23, 2010 11:39 pm

@Sev LAWL! THAT WAS FUN!

Subject: Re: The epic fail wedding Mon May 24, 2010 12:44 am

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