Parody of ‘Tik Tok’ by Kesha. It’s about being Voldemort.
Lyrics:
Verse One:
Wake up in the morning feeling like the Dark Lord
(Merlin’s beard!)
Grab my tralala, apparate, get my wizard chessboard
(Lets go)
Before I leave, kill the spare with the killing curse
When my death eaters get here it’s gonna get worse!
Pre Chorus:
I’m talking Pettigrew as my slave, slave
Potter on my father’s grave, grave
A horcrux in a cave, cave
Drop topping, opened chamber of secrets
A horcux in a locket
Killing Mudbloods is my favourite.
CHORUS:
Crucio, Imperio
I’ll be at Godric’s Hollow
Tonight, a green light
The prophecy was right
Crucio, Imperio
Avada Kevadra, whoa
Oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh
Verse Two:
I’m gonna rule the Ministry, I’ve got some Butterbeer
Got loads of galleons in my robe, Potter’s joining me here
And now, we search around the Department of Mysteries
Wait for Potter and his friends to pick up his prophecy!
Pre Chorus:
I’m talking, dark mark in the sky, sky
Snape is really my spy, spy
Dumbledore say goodbye, bye
Now, now, Hogwarts is the zone, zone
Where’s the Philosopher’s Stone, stone
Potter’s got the stone, stone
Po-Po’s got the stone.
CHORUS:
Crucio, Imperio
I’ll be at Godric’s Hollow
Tonight, a green light
The prophecy was right
Crucio, Imperio
Avada Kevadra, whoa
Oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh
Bridge:
A parselmouth
I talk to snakes
I ain’t a fake
Nagini’s got me
With my tralala up
Put your tralala up
Put your tralala up
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A parselmouth
I talk to snakes
I ain’t a fake
Nagini’s got me
With my tralala up
Put your tralala up
Put your tralala up
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The evil don’t start ‘till I walk in
CHORUS:
Crucio, Imperio
I’ll be at Godric’s Hollow
Tonight, a green light
The prophecy was right
Crucio, Imperio
Avada Kevadra, whoa
Oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh
Copyright to OculusReparo and Lauren the Great
Subject: Parody of ‘Tik Tok’ by Kesha. It’s about being Voldemort. 
Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:43 am
