You Know You're An Unrelated Wizard When....

1. You have a glass of sex in the morning with breakfast.
2. The acronym DPS means something to you.
3. You can't see an Oreo without laughing.
4. You expect the Sorting Hat to rape the children, not sort them.
5. You hum the tra-la-la song in public.
6. When people stare, you think, "HAWKWARD!"


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7. When you see the color lime green and get scared

8. You do something and think "someone on UW needs to know about this."

9. You know who Pimpsta is

10. When you type 'aboot' without thinking aboot it

11: You are afraid to even think aboot Hagrid
12. You worry aboot staying in room 324 at a hotel

13. You accidentally type 'succsex' instead of 'success'

14. you have a tumblr and you're obsessed
15. You know almost all the pictures we find are from Tumblr
16. You forget things. A lot.
17. You have spellherpes

18. You freak out when you find someone as Cho.
19. You hate the number 11.
20. You have been raped by Draco.

21. Rocks, Cabbages, and commas make you giggle (IN A MANLY WAY)
22. You frequently choke on Redvines laughing.
23. Random phrases spark a sing-along

24. You cream!
25. Cedric's face raped your computer screen.