Frozen tundra, endless white, sledding all day
sleeping under the northern lights
I woke up to the smell of pine in Canada.
Rode my polar bear to Tim Horton’s for coffee; served real polite
I jumped on my skidoo, fell off and skinned my knee
Got transported by a Mountie to Emergency,
where I got treated for free
They let me leave, and I borrowed a pair of skis
To get home to my igloo to eat some poutine.