AVPM thread

I'm not sure why, but I feel we should have a thread discussing AVPM. So I made one. It's right here. :affraid:

pigfarts pigfarts here i come! pigfarts pigfarts, yum yum yum!

Like that, Bella! Thank you!

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!

what the HELL is a Hufflepuff?

Underneath these stairs
I hearths sneers and feel the glares
of my cousin, my uncle, and my aunt
can't believe how cruel they are
and it stings my lightning scar
to know they'll never ever give me what I want.

I know I don't deserve these
Awful rules made by the Dursleys
Here on Privit Drive
Can't take these stupid muggles
but despite all of my struggles
I'm still alive!

I'm sick of summer and this waiting around
man it's september so I'm skipping this town
hey, it's no mystery
there's nothing here for me nooooooow!

I gotta get back to Hogwarts
I gotta get back to schooool
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts
Where everyone thinks I'm cooool

DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?

Draco you came in early.
WAY TO GO

Draco comes and goes as he pleases.

Well you don't have to be so cocky

This year you bet I'm gonna get outta here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing near
I'll have the greatest wizard career,
And it's gonna be totally awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

Shut up.

Look out world for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do WHATEVER I SAY
and Potter won't be in my way
then I'll be the one that is totally awesome!

Ouch, Sirius.

Sirius don't be mean to my darling nephew!

Yeah, Sirius

I KILLED SIRIUS BLAAAACK!!

May we PLEASE continue the song. IN ORDER?

Back to wizards and witches and magical beasts
to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
it's all that I love and it's all that I need at
HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!
I think I'm going back...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We ALL know, Bellatrix.

I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome

I'll see my friends gonna laugh till we cry
take my firebolt gonna take to the sky
No way this year anyone's gonna die
and it's gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME

@Draco: JINX YOU OWE ME A SODA

I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand
defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on!
and do it all with my best friend ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome

I am well aware of my deceased status.

Did sombody say Ron?

I REFUSE TO GIVE YOU EVEN 1 MORE DR. PEPPER.

but dr. pepper is YUMMYYYYY

Uh....

It's been so long, but we're going back
don't go for work, don't go there for class

As long as we're together--