BE SCARED! SCARED FOR YOUR LIFE!

CHO IS ON UC AND IS FREAKING OUT REMY, DRACO, HERMY, AND I! WE ARE SOOOOOOOO SCARED RIGHT NOW!!! WE THINK SHE LEFT, BUT ARE NOT SURE!!!

[19:43:13] Draco : AND WE'LL KNOW IF ITS HER BY HER REACTION

[19:43:31] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHH! SCARED

[19:43:37] @ Remus Lupin : FKAJSKFJAS:LF

[19:43:49] Draco : IM SO SCARED. WHERE DID SHE GO

[19:43:57] Severus Snape : IDK!

[19:43:59] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHHH!

[19:44:01] Draco : I LEGIT JUST CHECKED BEHIND ME TO SEE IF SHE WAS STANDING THERE

[19:44:03] @ Remus Lupin : FJSAKFJ:ALKSJF:LKASJF:LKSA

[19:44:07] Severus Snape : Maybe her parents caught her...

[19:44:15] @ Remus Lupin : CHO'S BEHIND YOU, DRACO!!!!

[19:44:18] Severus Snape : I THINK SHES OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE NO JOKE!

[19:44:26] Draco : SHUT UP I KNOW SHES NOT I JUST LOOKED

[19:44:29] * Draco looks again

[19:44:33] Severus Snape : I JUST HEARD A NOISE!

[19:44:43] Draco : OMG SHES HERE

[19:44:45] @ Remus Lupin : I asked her the question!

[19:44:47] Draco : AHHHHHHHH

[19:44:54] Draco : I SAW, REMMIE GOOD JOB

[19:44:58] Severus Snape : I'M SCARED I THINK SHES OUT SIDE OF MY HOUSE! RIGHT AFTER DRACO SAID WHERED SHE GO I HEARD A NOISE

[19:45:03] Severus Snape : I JSUT HEARD IT AGAIN!

[19:45:10] Draco : SNAPE CALM DOWN IT MIGHT JUST BE A CAT

[19:45:19] Draco : MEOW

[19:45:26] @ Remus Lupin : POLTERGEIST KITTY

[19:45:56] Draco : MEOWWWWWWWW. i never figured out what happened there....

[19:46:02] Severus Snape : SHE IS THROWING ROCKS AT MY HOUSE!

[19:46:07] @ Remus Lupin : PHANTOM CAT

[19:46:10] * Draco is still freaked out by the phantom meowing

[19:46:13] @ Remus Lupin : AKJFSAKJSF:LKAS:LKFASFLK

[19:46:26] @ Remus Lupin : OMG IT IS HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:46:26] Draco : ogdsjbjksds

[19:46:27] Draco : dhvsbjnbdsjscfbcjs

[19:46:28] Draco : BFSJHDBFDBSGJBVDS

[19:46:30] Draco : SHIT

[19:46:33] Draco : FUCK

[19:46:35] @ Remus Lupin : IT'S THE REAL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:46:36] Draco : FUCK

[19:46:37] @ Remus Lupin : KLFDS:JLKAS:LKSAJ:LKSJ:LKSJF

[19:46:37] Draco : FCUK

[19:46:38] @ Remus Lupin : FKSAJF:LKAJS

[19:46:39] @ Remus Lupin : FSKJAS:JF:AS

[19:46:39] Draco : FCUK'

[19:46:40] @ Remus Lupin : FSAJASLHF

[19:46:40] @ Remus Lupin : SFKHASFKHSA

[19:46:41] @ Remus Lupin : FSHSAL

[19:46:41] Draco : FUCK

[19:46:42] @ Remus Lupin : SFDLKJASHFKJHFS

[19:46:43] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHH

[19:46:43] @ Remus Lupin : FSAKJALHFALKJS

[19:46:44] Draco : FCUK

[19:46:48] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:46:49] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:46:50] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:46:50] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:46:51] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:46:56] Draco : FUCK

[19:46:58] Draco : FHFHDFUGJDSFGJFGBGVFBHXJD

[19:47:01] Draco : IM LEGIT SPAZZING

[19:47:04] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHH! SHE SAID SHE SAID SHE SAID

[19:47:06] Draco : FUCK FUCK FCUK

[19:47:08] Draco : FUCK

[19:47:09] Draco : FUCK

[19:47:10] Hermione Granger : WE'RE SCREWED.

[19:47:10] Draco : FUCK

[19:47:13] Draco : FUCK

[19:47:18] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK FUCK

[19:47:18] Draco : WERE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED

[19:47:20] @ Remus Lupin : UFCK

[19:47:21] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:47:25] Draco : OMG WERE FUCKED

[19:47:25] @ Remus Lupin : WE'RE ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[19:47:29] @ Remus Lupin : kdsa ;jf jfdsa

[19:47:30] @ Remus Lupin : lfdsa

[19:47:31] @ Remus Lupin : fdsakjlhkdjhflkjasdhf

[19:47:32] @ Remus Lupin : fdsajjkdsa;lkfsadf

[19:47:33] Hermione Granger : SHE'S GONA FIND OUT WHERE WE LIVE. AND RAPE US. AND MAKE US WATCH PORN.

[19:47:33] @ Remus Lupin : dsafslkfsdlkjsaf;lkadsa

[19:47:34] @ Remus Lupin : kjfdsa;lkajsd;lkfas

[19:47:36] @ Remus Lupin : LKFSJA:F

[19:47:37] Severus Snape : IM SCARED!

[19:47:37] Draco : FUCK THIS

[19:47:37] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:47:38] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:47:39] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:47:40] @ Remus Lupin : FUCKF

[19:47:41] @ Remus Lupin : UCKF

[19:47:41] Draco : IM SCARED FOR MY LIFE

[19:47:42] @ Remus Lupin : U

[19:47:44] Severus Snape : @HERMY NOOOOOOO!

[19:47:45] @ Remus Lupin : FUCKING FUCK

[19:47:48] Severus Snape : AHHHHHH

[19:47:49] @ Remus Lupin : FLYING FUCK

[19:47:54] Draco : FUCKITY FUCK FUCKERS

[19:47:56] Severus Snape : SHIT!

[19:47:57] @ Remus Lupin : VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!

[19:48:03] Draco : HOLY MCFUCKERS

[19:48:08] @ Remus Lupin : HAGRID'S PEDO BUTTCRACK!!!!

[19:48:25] @ Remus Lupin : F:AKSJLKASJF

[19:48:26] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:48:27] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:48:28] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:48:34] @ Remus Lupin : WE ARE ALL DEAD

[19:48:44] Severus Snape : I GET TO GO TO DUMBLEDORES OFFICE!

[19:48:46] Severus Snape : DOBBYS SOCK!

[19:48:46] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:48:53] Draco : IM FUCKED. SHE S GONNS FIND ME

[19:48:53] @ Remus Lupin : @Sevy I saw!

[19:49:06] @ Remus Lupin : SEVY HE'S GONNA RAPE YOU!!!!

[19:49:21] Draco : IM SO FUCKING SCARED LIKE LEGIT MY HEART IS POUDING

[19:49:33] @ Remus Lupin : @Draco SAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

[19:49:38] Draco : I HAVE ADRENALINE PUMPING THOURGH MY VEINS AT A RAPID PACE

[19:49:41] @ Remus Lupin : I'M SO FUCKING SCARED!!!!!!!!!!

[19:49:41] Draco : IM JITTERING

[19:49:43] Severus Snape : IM SCARED

[19:49:53] Draco : IM LEGIT SCARED. LIKE ACTUALLY.

[19:50:22] Draco : AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHES MAD

[19:50:23] @ Remus Lupin : I'M SO FREAKED OUT!!!!!!!

[19:50:29] Severus Snape : DIDN'T SHE AWLAYS CALL THE TRALALA THE HARRY SNAPE VIDEO?

[19:50:35] @ Remus Lupin : SOMEONE SAY TRALALA ON THERE

[19:50:40] Hermione Granger : oh my god. I am scared. I am dead and I am still scared.

[19:50:58] @ Remus Lupin : Yeah, because we didn't call it the tralala video until AFTER she left

[19:51:07] Draco : I SAID IT, REMMY

[19:51:15] Severus Snape : ME TOO!

[19:51:17] @ Remus Lupin : YAY DRACO

[19:51:24] Severus Snape : IM SO SCARED IM LIKE GONNA PEE MYSELF!

[19:51:34] Draco : ASDFGHJKL; SHES GONNA STOP TALKING TO US, RIGHT?!?!?!?

[19:51:42] Draco : IM SO SCARD IM GONNA POP MYSELF

[19:51:46] Draco : *POOP

[19:51:58] Severus Snape : THAT HAPPENED TO MYCAT BEFORE

[19:52:19] @ Remus Lupin : KFJ:LKSJDF:LKAJS

[19:52:41] Severus Snape : SOMEONE JST KNOCKED ON MY BEDROM DOOR!

[19:52:44] Severus Snape : IT WAS...

[19:53:01] @ Remus Lupin : AKFJA:LKSJF:LKSJF:

[19:53:03] Draco : OK IM SCARED IF YOU PUT WHAT WE SAID TO CHO TOGETHER GRAMMATICALLY, SHE JUST RESPONDED TO ME DIRECTLY BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS JUST LIKE "LEAVE" AND SHE UST SAID "OK I WILL"

[19:53:09] Draco : THE OBSESSION CONTINUES

[19:53:15] * Draco cries

[19:53:19] Severus Snape : MY DAD

[19:53:32] * Remus Lupin comforts Draco

[19:54:02] * Draco is shaking

[19:54:24] @ Remus Lupin : It's okay, Drakey, it's okay....

[19:54:28] * Remus Lupin hugs Draco

[19:54:40] * Severus Snape faints

[19:54:46] * Draco sobs into Remus's shoulder

[19:55:06] @ Remus Lupin : Shhhh... Drakey, it's okay.... shhhhh

[19:55:06] Draco : how is everyone else going to reat to this when they find out?

[19:55:08] Hermione Granger : Is...is it...is it gone...?

[19:55:15] @ Remus Lupin : Sevy, are you okay?

[19:55:15] Draco : *react

[19:55:23] Severus Snape : I DONT KNOW! AHHHHHH

[19:55:30] @ Remus Lupin : Drakey: They'll probably freak out...

[19:55:44] Draco : just like we freaked out...

[19:56:03] Draco : i legitimately stopped breathing for the longest I have ever..not breathed

[19:56:16] @ Remus Lupin : Exactly... No, Drakey, calm down....

[19:56:19] @ Remus Lupin : *Now

[19:56:19] * Hermione Granger is still scared. Swears she just saw a shadow outside.

[19:56:44] Draco : i have my ipod on so the little noises dont get me paranoid

[19:57:14] @ Remus Lupin : Calm down, Draco, calm down....

[19:57:46] Severus Snape : WHAT IF THEY ARE BIG NOISES?

[19:57:48] Draco : we should have like a "code cho" or something. so if someone sees cho on UC they can be like "CODE GREEN CODE GREEN" and let everyone know whats going down

[19:58:03] * Draco blasts his ipod

[19:58:06] Severus Snape : I WILL HAVE A NIGHTMARE TONIGHT

[19:58:21] @ Remus Lupin : Yes, we should. 'Code Green' it is.

[19:58:26] TomRiddle has joined the chat on Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:58 pm

[19:58:35] Draco : TOM

[19:58:37] @ Remus Lupin : ajdsfjksajdflksjd;fla

[19:58:37] Draco : OMG

[19:58:39] @ Remus Lupin : FAS:FKAJSKJ:ALKS

[19:58:41] @ Remus Lupin : AFASKFJ:FUCK

[19:58:42] Draco : *cries*

[19:58:42] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[19:58:47] Severus Snape : she is gone

[19:58:49] * Remus Lupin comforts Draco again

[19:58:52] TomRiddle : DRACO

[19:59:00] Draco : shes gone..hopefully for good

[19:59:05] Draco : TOM CHO WAS ON UC

[19:59:05] Severus Snape : TOM! 'IT' WAS ON UC!!!!!

[19:59:10] * Draco sobs

[19:59:20] * Remus Lupin hugs Draco again

[19:59:33] Hermione Granger : Oh my god I fear for my sanity.

[19:59:34] @ Remus Lupin : Calm down, Drakey..... She's gone...

[19:59:42] Draco : tom: http://unrelatedcaptions.com/71604/comment-page-2#comment-27679

[19:59:44] @ Remus Lupin : @Hermy I do every single day.

[19:59:52] Draco : im still shaking

[19:59:53] TomRiddle : OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! Code green? i think so

[20:00:01] Draco : what if..what if she comes back?

[20:00:11] Severus Snape : CODE GREEN! I get it now!

[20:00:13] * Hermione Granger shakily floats over to Draco and hugs him

[20:00:19] TomRiddle : IT draco IT

[20:00:34] Severus Snape : WHAT IF SHE COMES BACK HERE UNDER LIKE ChoChang instead of Cho Chang

[20:00:48] @ Remus Lupin : It's okay, Draco.... It's okay...

[20:00:52] Draco : DID YOU BLOCK HER IP ADRESS?

[20:00:54] TomRiddle : !!!!!!!!! *DIES

[20:01:12] Hermione Granger : SHIT WERE SCREWED.

[20:01:18] @ Remus Lupin : @Sevy She won't. She said she never wants to talk to us again.

[20:01:30] Severus Snape : AHHHHHH

[20:01:32] Draco : SHE BETTER NOT COME BACK

[20:01:38] TomRiddle : ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

[20:01:45] Draco : h-h-hapy april fools...

[20:01:48] @ Remus Lupin : AND I FEEL FINEEEEEEEEEE

[20:01:48] Draco : *happy

[20:01:49] Severus Snape : @Remy But she is also likea 60 year oldman

[20:01:59] @ Remus Lupin : @Draco It's nine where I am.

[20:02:17] @ Remus Lupin : @Sevy a;lkdjdklfajs;kd;lksdjf;lk THAT'S SCARY

[20:02:20] Draco : @Remus: 12:01. great way to start off april fools. with IT

[20:02:53] @ Remus Lupin : @Draco I WISH that was a prank! But it wasn't!!! *shudders*

[20:03:01] * TomRiddle gets in the emo corner and sobs

[20:03:10] Draco : i was hoping it was fake...so badly hoping...

[20:03:10] Severus Snape : @Remy Me to...me too...

[20:03:28] Hermione Granger : She is the biggest April Fool in the world.

[20:03:28] Severus Snape : @Tom That is NOT an emo corner. its a n00n3r corner!

[20:03:29] @ Remus Lupin : Tom, what's wrong?

[20:03:49] @ Remus Lupin : n00n3r c0rn3r!

[20:03:53] Draco : ummm it says "my comment is awaiting moderation" WTF?

[20:04:05] * Hermione Granger Hugs Tommy

[20:04:09] Draco : WHY WHAT DID I DO WRONG, UC!?

[20:04:14] @ Remus Lupin : Did you put a link to something, Draco?

[20:04:16] Severus Snape : !Draco MINE TOO!

[20:04:25] TomRiddle : CHo's scary. AND I DONT EVEN KNOW HER!!!!!! Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad

[20:04:29] Draco : OH SHIT

[20:04:32] Draco : THEY ALL SAY I

[20:04:34] Draco : *IT

[20:04:38] @ Remus Lupin : WHOA SO IS MINE!!

[20:04:39] Severus Snape : IM SCARED!

[20:04:42] Draco : EVERY ONE OF OUR COMMENTS

[20:04:47] Draco : UHOH THEYRE PISSED

[20:04:48] Severus Snape : Maybe because we posted so much

[20:04:56] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHH!

[20:05:01] Severus Snape : I HOPE WE DONT GET BANNED

[20:05:01] Draco : yeah theyre probably pissed at us

[20:05:10] @ Remus Lupin : THEY'RE BEING DELETED!!!!

[20:05:13] @ Remus Lupin : OMG!!!

[20:05:23] Severus Snape : AHHHHHHH!

[20:05:34] TomRiddle : do it quick

[20:05:35] @ Remus Lupin : FKAS:JFLKASKLF:JSA

[20:05:36] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:05:37] Severus Snape : SCREW THE MODERATOR!

[20:05:37] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:05:38] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:05:39] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:05:39] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:05:40] Hermione Granger : Maybe they're reading what Cho put. She DOES say Fuck a lot. One of the many things that I will never miss.

[20:05:40] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:05:41] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:05:48] Draco : i took one screenshot as proof cho was there. now we're fucked.

[20:05:59] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:00] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:01] @ Remus Lupin : FUCKF

[20:06:02] @ Remus Lupin : C

[20:06:05] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:07] Severus Snape : GRRRRRR

[20:06:12] @ Remus Lupin : FSKJAJ:KFSJ:ALKSJF:LKS

[20:06:14] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:17] Severus Snape : CHO IS PRY THE NEW MODERATOR

[20:06:19] Severus Snape : AHHHHH

[20:06:28] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:30] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:32] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:33] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:34] @ Remus Lupin : FUCK

[20:06:43] Draco : umm its not TOO bad. theyre pissed but all we have to do is make fake names to use on UC so they dont hate us

[20:06:49] Severus Snape : I thik all cho's are deleted because she cussed in all of her coments

[20:06:57] Hermione Granger : Fuck.

[20:06:58] Severus Snape : yes...

[20:07:03] * TomRiddle changes code green. to the yuckiest grossest darkest green there is

[20:07:07] Severus Snape : I WILL BE ANNA THE BANANA IF WE CAN"T POST ANYMORE

[20:07:10] @ Remus Lupin : Draco how much did you take a picture of?

[20:07:34] @ Remus Lupin : I will be TheStoneAngel42 if we can't post anymore

[20:08:00] Draco : remus: just one part where she says fuck about something

[20:08:23] @ Remus Lupin : @Draco DRAT. NO ONE'S GOING TO BELIEVE US NOW.

[20:08:23] Severus Snape : post it on the new topic i made in the chatroo

[20:08:29] TomRiddle : REMUS WHY DOES IT KEEP TELLING ME TO CHANGE MY NAME?!?!?!?!?

[20:08:38] Draco : remus theyll believe it

[20:09:08] Hermione Granger : I'll be Sarah Songbird

[20:09:16] @ Remus Lupin : Tom: Because yours is already taken!

[20:09:39] Draco : shit i wish i had a better screenshot. sorry guys, but at least we have a little prof

[20:09:39] TomRiddle : What do you mean?!?!?!?

[20:09:43] Draco : *proof

[20:10:23] Hermione Granger : And we can't talk about it today because everyone will think ot was a prank!

[20:10:24] Severus Snape : https://unrelatedwizards.rpg-board.net/the-chatroom-f1/be-scared-scared-for-your-life-t52.htm

[20:10:29] @ Remus Lupin : Tom: Ugh. We've gone over this already!

[20:10:32] Severus Snape : true...

[20:11:02] TomRiddle : REMUS NO WE HAVNT. is IT ABOUT VOLDY

[20:11:24] @ Remus Lupin : @Hermy If I vouch for it, they'll know it's not a prank. I DO NOT do pranks.

[20:11:38] Severus Snape : @Remy True that.

[20:11:49] @ Remus Lupin : Tom: Yup.

[20:12:12] TomRiddle : UGH. IM A JOURNAL.

[20:12:24] Hermione Granger : Okay Remy.

[20:12:39] @ Remus Lupin : Tom: Okay, good. Let's keep it that way.

[20:13:03] Severus Snape : LALALA

[20:13:05] Severus Snape : TRALALA

[20:13:10] Severus Snape : DING DING DONG

We're all going to die. I would've had more proof if I had time for more screenshots- but UC deleted all the comments because the mods were PMSing.

HOLY FUCK. SHE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL.
Thank God I wasn't here when that happened.

WE COULD HAVE USED YOUR HELP HARRY!!!

HARRY YOU'RE ON

No shit, Sherlock.

AH! CHO-MENTORS!

Go get Draco and Lupin on here. I'm bored. The time change is killing me.

You Newfie, you

So, uh, what's the story behind your new avatar, Draco? Do you and Zefron have some exciting news?

*cough cough* Maybe...

In other news- unrelatedcaptions just flipped a shit and now whenever I try to see it it brings me to "Obvious Captions" and I have no shitting clue what's happening.

EDIT: it's an April Fools joke. *wipes sweat off brow* ALL CLEAR, PEOPLE.

Remus Lupin wrote:

WE COULD HAVE USED YOUR HELP HARRY!!!

Oh, hi Lupin. Sorry, I didn't see you there.
I would help but I'm sitting here eating Reese's Pieces and Lindt Lindor at 2:37 am my time. I'd rather not move at the moment.

Draco wrote:

*cough cough* Maybe...

In other news- unrelatedcaptions just flipped a shit and now whenever I try to see it it brings me to "Obvious Captions" and I have no shitting clue what's happening.

*Goes to UC*
WHOA WTF. It's all... screwy.

UC, that was a cruel and unappreciated April Fools joke that made my heart skip a beat. Today is going to be a looooooooooong day if I get fooled so easily. *shakes head, ashamed*

I'm on my iPod now!!!

Severus Snape wrote:

I'm on my iPod now!!!

*slowly starts to applaud*
Good job, Snape!

Thanks for the play-by-play, Snape.

Stupid UC... I want to got to UC not OC.. >:-(

OMG.

I wasnt there when Cho was here.. but she sound scary...

And yeah I hate OC

Never met her, but I am in a state of sheer terror

As you should be, Winky! She was one crazyass... thingy.