James' Interveiw

Everyone know the drill by now? Good. Here's James'.


Only Lils can call you Jamie, so what in Merlin should I call you?

You’re two best friends are gay lovers. How has that changed your views on homosexuality? Do you ever feel like a fourth wheel?

We’ve heard about several wild parties from your friends. Are there any other stories from when you were trying to woo Lily?

Being a member of this group can sometimes be a stressful experience, so I must ask: Firewhiskey or IML?

If you could get your hands on Peter Pettigrew, what exactly would you do?

What are your views on the great flying motorcycle debate?

Do you know the muffin man?

Only Lils can call you Jamie, so what in Merlin should I call you?
You can call me James or Prongs. Or if you're Bellatriz, you can call me Jamed.


You’re two best friends are gay lovers. How has that changed your views on homosexuality? Do you ever feel like a fourth wheel?
I mean. At first, I was kind of freaked out. Remus and Sirius are my best mates and whatever makes them happy is cool with me. I don't feel like a fourth wheel ever, cause i have Lily.

We’ve heard about several wild parties from your friends. Are there any other stories from when you were trying to woo Lily?

Uh. Well, there were a few.... *cough* um, several times where I was rejected harshly by Lily. I tried to show off for her by hexing Snape (sorry Snape) to try to look cool. But she always stood up for him until 5th year or so. One day she got so mad at me she hexed me. Um, actually, that happened a lot.

There was one time when I got drunk at a party and apparently I pulled my pants down and ran around Gryffindor tower declaring my love for Lily while she ran away from me. I have no recollection of this incident so therefore I don't know if its true or not......

Being a member of this group can sometimes be a stressful experience, so I must ask: Firewhiskey or IML?
Oh gosh. Such a hard decision.... but I'd have to say IML

If you could get your hands on Peter Pettigrew, what exactly would you do?
I'd strangle that little rat and make him suffer while he was being strangled. Or I'd put him in a cage and not feed him for a while to see what happens. Or I'd transform into Prongs and squish him with my hoof.

What are your views on the great flying motorcycle debate?
Oh...... well. First I MUST say that Sirius has THE best flying motorcycle for shagging on. But.... I never meant for him to find out about that. Maybe I'll buy him a new one or something

Do you know the muffin man?
Why, yes, of course I do! If I didn't, my name wouldn't be James "Knows About the Muffin Man" Potter

James, you are so lucky you don't remember that party. Oh, and sweetheart, the motorcycle thing? THAT'S PRIVATE.

LILY IM SORRY OKAY?

I forgot

You seem pretty forgetful lately.

I AM NOT FORGETFUL LATELY

And I think I am thankful I don't remember that party......

"I can't remember 5 minutes ago!"

James, you forgot about the motorcycle thing. You forgot about the fact that it was *private*.
In my opinion, you were too drunk to remember a couple days after that party. It was awful. The Slytherins were teasing and mocking me. And it was all you and your stupid drunk self's fault.

Yeah, well... Sirius always said I was the "life of the party" so I was just embodying that. *smirks*

I'm sorry, okay? But that was years ago and doesn't really matter too too much anymore, in my opinion.

I see years of being married to me has had no effect on your ego.
Perhaps it matters to me? You were an insensitive jerk at Hogwarts. Need I remind you of the singing valentine? That was horrid!

Ah the singing Valentine. I thought it was a great idea!

I'm sorry you didn't like it. You just couldn't appreciate its awesomeness

James, Sirius wrote the damn thing! Do you even remember it at all? It was filled with innuendo and pick-up lines! and you wondered why I kept rejecting you

I dictated it to him. He has a knack for coming up with words that rhyme. I told him what I wanted to say.


So? It all worked out in the end, didn't it?

*facepalm*
James, does the line "Is your dad a baker, 'cuz you've got great buns" even register in your mind? Girls don't like that sort of thing! At least girls like me don't.

You're too cocky for your own good sometimes.

AH but you secretly like it. Don't deny it Lils *smirks*

*glares*
*heavy sarcasm* Oh, of course, Potter, I love being degrades as a woman. Nothing gives me the warm fuzzies like being treated as a piece of ass.

Hey! I never treated you like a piece of ass. WOMAN I RESPECTED YOU


Next time I should hire a different song writer. Damnit

AND I STILL RESPECT YOU

Yeah, that's what I thought. And don't call me 'woman'

Psh.
Whatever.

....
You're incorrigible.

I know what that word means!

Good job would you like a gold star?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*sighs*
whatever, James. Whatever.

Can I have a gold star? Pleaseeeeee

James: ...what do you think?

YES?

*sigh*


James... you brushed off the fact that you were degrading me by calling me 'woman'. Is that Gold Star material?

I didn't brush of anything.

You take everything so seriously. LIGHTEN UP A BIT LILS!

.... Perhaps I am not in the mood. Perhaps I am really bothered by it. Perhaps you are being an insufferable git.